“Ah Yeah, Housemates Are Pretty Sound” Says 35-Year-Old Not Ready To Tell Date He’s Living With Parents

“SOUND ENOUGH yeah, wouldn’t be best mates with them now or anything but sound enough,” confirmed local man Richie Lannigan, of his parents Jane and John, when his date Orla Massey asked him if he gets on with his housemates.

Despite the huge numbers of people in Ireland in their 30s and beyond sharing his living-at-home predicament, Lannigan couldn’t bring himself to disclose this information lest his date judge him harshly.

“Actually Johnno’s a bit of mad one, always playing Call of Duty, swearing like a sailor on the headset,” added Lannigan, who absolutely wasn’t doing himself any favours by embellishing what had started out as a white lie.

“Twonk, that’s what the lads call Dave, he’s always having parties in the gaff, wild stuff, oh yeah you’d love it I’ll definitely invite you over to one,” added Lannigan cursing himself.

Lannigan then turned his thoughts to conjuring up various reasons why, if it came to it, Massey couldn’t come back to his place.

“Rat infestation, yeah, that’d put anyone off, in fact they’d probably never want to come back after hearing that,” reasoned Lannigan, relieved he had his lying ducks in-a-row.

Meanwhile, Lannigan’s date, 37-year-old Massey, was similarly unwilling to unburden herself of some small white lies including living at home with her parents, and being on several FBI watchlists due to her part in an international money laundering operation.