DESPITE claims Donald Trump ‘shut the fuck up for the first time in his life’ by pleading the fifth during questioning by New York authorities conducting an investigation into potential fraud in his businesses, the former president reportedly ‘sang like Adele at the Grammys’ and immediately gave up his children. “Can you arrest Eric twice,… Read more »
FOLLOWING the unprecedented scenes of FBI agents executing a search warrant on the Mar-a-Lago home of former US president Donald Trump, those who know the law abiding model citizen best insist this must be one of greatest misunderstandings of all time. “Ok, name one time he could have possible done something that would draw the… Read more »
DONALD TRUMP left the dozen users of his Truth Social platform in tears after a moving tribute to his former wife Ivana Trump on the occasion of her death, praising her for no longer being a potential star witness in various potential upcoming criminal cases. “It is with great relief I can confirm there is… Read more »
REPEATING claims he’s being censored by the media on yet another internationally syndicated talk show brandishing his name, squidgy smug faced arse pile, Piers Morgan, makes his 47th return to television, WWN reports. “They’re tried to silence me but now I’m back!” Morgan stated incorrectly, forgetting a litany of similar failed television roles he has… Read more »
A MONUMENTAL idiot with a desiccated turd for a brain has declared that he would have prevented Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine. The pea-brained room-temperature-IQ-wielding-wart said this with words from his own mouth despite the fact that he was impeached for threatening to withhold vital military aid to Ukraine until its president agreed to launch… Read more »
A ruling by a US judge stating that former President Donald Trump and his children must testify under oath at an upcoming fraud investigation has sent former first son Donald Jr into a video-posting frenzy that is reportedly ‘blowing through sets of teeth’ at an unprecedented rate. Trump Jr, known for loving his father very… Read more »
IF Donald Trump learned one thing from that time he watched a bit of American Gangster one night in the White House when there was nothing else on telly, it’s that every gangster should have a ‘go bag’; a case containing essentials that they can pick up and run with if the 5-O or feds… Read more »
WITH THE NEWS that members of his legal team have quit amid disputes over strategy for his second impeachment trial, former US president Donald Trump has reportedly begun to feel the sudden recurrence of crippling bones spurs. Straining and feigning concern for the every movement undertaken by his ankles, Trump has reportedly been dropping very… Read more »
IN HIS final remarks as president, delivered mid-squat on the White House lawn and amid the noise of a helicopter waiting to whisk him away, Donald J. Trump hailed his 4 years in office claiming “we did what we came here to do” before gazing off into the distance at unemployment figures, 400,000 dead from… Read more »
OUTGOING US president Donald Trump has been making use of his ability to issue pardons, with Steve Bannon among many others availing of close association with the president and crimes to be made free from federal prosecution. With allegations that he is charging $2 million for a pardon are as of yet unfounded, WWN presents… Read more »