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Pence Urges Trump To Deploy That Rugged, Sexy Army

VICE President Mike Pence has given Donald Trump his 100% backing when it comes to using the US military to tackle the ongoing civil unrest, adding that it’s ‘really warm out there these days’ and the male soldiers ‘may not even need to wear shirts’. VP Pence made his statements from a bunker underneath the… Read more »

Hydroxychloroquine: The Facts

DESPITE assurances from none other than the actual President of the United States that Hydroxychloroquine is a totally safe, hugely reliable preventative measure against Covid-19, some people around the world continue to doubt its effectiveness. But enough of the WHO-funded propaganda and Democratic scaremongering; it’s time for the world to know the full facts about… Read more »

“This Lab Had Nothing To Do With The Virus” Confirms Wuhan Mutant Bat Doctor

CATEGORICALLY denying all responsibility for the design and subsequent spread of the Covid-19 virus, a Wuhan based mutant bat doctor reassured awaiting press that his laboratory was in no way connected to the pandemic. “Wizzzzuuuuuuwissssssss,” Dr. Chang Wu began, apologising for the loud screeching noise which left reporters reeling, “apologies, I’ve literally come out of… Read more »