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Trump Gives Up Children Seconds Into Questioning By Authorities
DESPITE claims Donald Trump ‘shut the fuck up for the first time in his life’ by pleading the fifth during ... -
Raid On Trump’s Home Obviously Some Kind Of Misunderstanding
FOLLOWING the unprecedented scenes of FBI agents executing a search warrant on the Mar-a-Lago home of former US president Donald ... -
“One Less Witness” Read Donald Trump’s Loving Tribute To Former Wife
DONALD TRUMP left the dozen users of his Truth Social platform in tears after a moving tribute to his former ... -
Squidgy Smug Faced Arse Pile Makes TV Return
REPEATING claims he’s being censored by the media on yet another internationally syndicated talk show brandishing his name, squidgy smug ... -
Idiot Impeached For Withholding Military Aid From Ukraine Says He Would Have Stopped Putin
A MONUMENTAL idiot with a desiccated turd for a brain has declared that he would have prevented Vladimir Putin’s invasion ... -
Donald Trump Jr On 4th Set Of Veneers This Month As Grinding Nears Unsustainable Level
A ruling by a US judge stating that former President Donald Trump and his children must testify under oath at ... -
Revealed: The Contents Of Trump’s ‘Go Bag’ In Case The Feds Arrive
IF Donald Trump learned one thing from that time he watched a bit of American Gangster one night in the ... -
Trump Can Feel Bone Spurs Acting Up Again Ahead Of Impeachment Trial
WITH THE NEWS that members of his legal team have quit amid disputes over strategy for his second impeachment trial, ... -
“We Did What We Came Here To Do” Says Trump Taking One Final Shit On ...
IN HIS final remarks as president, delivered mid-squat on the White House lawn and amid the noise of a helicopter ... -
The Full List Of Trump’s Pardons
OUTGOING US president Donald Trump has been making use of his ability to issue pardons, with Steve Bannon among many ...
