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Exclusive: Inside Trump’s War Room

THE IRANIAN military has hit US bases in Iraq. Ballistic missiles fizzed through the sky on their way to making explosive impact on Iraqi soil, the Middle East, and political stability across the world. When such catastrophic things occur, there’s only place you’ll find the president of the United States and that’s in the ‘situation… Read more »

Americans Reserving Judgement On Trump Impeachment Until Netflix Doc Comes Out

DESPITE explosive testimony from a number of witnesses including US ambassador Gordon Sondland, American citizens worried by the idea the leader of their country could have grossly abused the office of the president and broken the law are maintaining their desire to catch up on all this later in a juicy Netflix documentary. “Shh! No… Read more »

Beyoncé Set To Perform At Trump Impeachment Halftime Show

IN A desperate bid to garner interest from the lethargic American public, officials involved in the Trump impeachment proceedings have announced that Beyoncé Knowles will perform at today’s Superbowl-styled halftime show, along with an array of supporting acts, WWN can confirm. Citing poor concentration skills and general apathy among American voters, it was decided entertainment… Read more »

“Oh Please Not More Tarrifs, You’re Really Tickling Us” – Xi Jinping

CHINESE President Xi Jinping has called on the United States to stop imposing new tarrifs on all Chinese goods, stating that it’s starting to tickle the nation and making everyone laugh. Chuckling to himself at an official press conference, the 66-year-old general secretary of the Communist Party of China struggled to hold back tears of laughter as… Read more »

Get A Load Of This Cunt

IN A series of tweets which will invigorate his supporters who respond positively to his universal message of hating people who aren’t white, notorious thunder-cunt Donald Trump has again dragged American politics and its discourse to depths where only oddly translucent blob fish in the Mariana Trench have dared to plunge before. “Get a load… Read more »

Court Rules Trump Can’t Block Critics On Twitter So Here’s 38 Insults To Send To Him

A US federal court of appeal has ruled that US Donald Trump cannot block his vocal critics on Twitter as it would impeded their First Amendment right to free speech on matters of public concern. The thin-oranged-skinned Republican will now have to unblock 7 of his critics who were part of the successful legal challenge… Read more »