DONALD Trump Jr has turned down his family’s pleas to have a lie-down, and has instead entered his 98th hour of streaming his emotional takedown of the Democratic party and their followers on the few social media platforms that are left available to the Trump family. “Big tech? More like Big Brother, perpetrating an Orwellian… Read more »
AS HOUSE Democrats in America keep themselves busy by introducing articles of impeachment for the outgoing president, a shivering and sweating Donald Trump is still struggling with social media withdrawals having been banned from Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Twitch and Bebo. Finishing his latest offline tweet posted via big black sharpie on the Oval Office… Read more »
IN A clear sign that American democracy remains in rude health social media company Twitter has banned Donald Trump from its website for 12 hours. Believed to be harshest punishment available to the US judiciary system for a white or orange person, the ban came after a large mob stormed Capitol Hill in Washington DC,… Read more »
DESPITE having the American people, countless failed lawsuits and now the electoral college confirming the results of the 2020 US election for him, one loser is still not getting it. The individual, having lost more money than anyone else in America in the 1980s, is believed to be well versed in losing, if not the… Read more »
ONGOING protests surrounding the result of the US presidential election resulted in a surprisingly small number of injuries yesterday, after clashes between Antifa and the Proud Boys turned out to be downright civilised compared to what had been expected. The Proud Boys, an anti anti-fascist organisation who are somehow not fascists, clashed with pro-Biden supporters… Read more »
AS WORD spread of outgoing president Donald Trump’s pardoning of his former National Security Advisor Micheal Flynn who pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI, the streets surrounding the White House have come to a standstill amid an unprecedented traffic jam. Bailing out of cars stuck in the traffic and running as fast as their… Read more »
ALTHOUGH current President Donald Trump has yet to concede the election, despite allowing for the victorious Biden administration to begin a formal transition, reports are suggesting that he may be opening up to a ‘Felix & Oscar’ style 50/50 split for the next four years. “Look, let’s just call it a draw, ” said Trump,… Read more »
THANKS to the latest development in microscopic technology WWN has been shrunken down to a miniscule size with a mission to travel into what’s left of Rudy Giuliani’s mind and figure out just what in the hell is going on in there. Giuliani, former mayor of New York and famed prosecutor of the mafia, has… Read more »
WITH the paint still drying on the sound stage of the carefully constructed mock up of the West Wing of the White House, administration officials are all set to move outgoing president Donald Trump into a fake White House where it hopes it can maintain the illusion of him winning the election can be kept… Read more »
DISPLAYING a level of compassionate selflessness not seen since the days of Jesus Christ, outgoing US president Donald Trump has pulled another all-nighter in his White House lab, working on yet another Covid-19 busting vaccine. “Bless him, he hasn’t left that lab in months,” confirmed one aide unaware Trump was simply trying to look busy… Read more »