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“It’s A Fraud” Claims World Famous Fraud

DONALD TRUMP, the world’s preeminent expert on perpetrating deception, chicanery and fraud on expectant people has today falsely claimed that the counting of citizens’ votes as part of a democratic election is ‘fraud’. The US president for now, who knows what happens next, is believed to know something about fraud having paid $25 million in… Read more »

Trump Takes Ball, Goes Home

CURRENT US president Donald Trump has adopted a time-tested and highly effective method of ending a contest before it’s over in a bid to cling onto power, citing that it’s getting dark and it’s time to wrap things up and just say he’s won. In a move that shocked nobody, Trump declared victory after briefly… Read more »

Americans Urged To Hide Any Breakables For The Next Few Weeks

AS Walmart stores across America begin to take guns and ammunition off their shelves as a precaution against any potential civil unrest arising from the US presidential election, thousands of Americans continue to brace themselves for what is being described as ‘a potential fan-meeting-feces interaction of biblical proportions’. Across America, there are reports of: People… Read more »

“Be Mad Funny Though If He Wins” Confirms Local Man

CHUCKLING to himself at the hilarious overreaction he’s seeing on his social media feeds from friends, and his aunt who lives in Texas, local Waterford man Niall Dollan reckons that it will be hilarious if Trump wins though. “C’mon though it’d be gas craic, he does be saying some mad shit,” explained Dollan, delighting in… Read more »

World Watches On, Helpless

“SHIT, buckle up here we go” shared the non-American portion of the world as gluttons for punishment everywhere made the conscious decision to watch on helplessly at wall-to-wall US election coverage. People, hiding behind couches and watching through gaps in their hands placed over faces, decided that what they need now in these trying times… Read more »

Trump V Biden: The Differences

ON THE EVE of what is being dubbed the most important US presidential election in living memory many people are seeking to understand just what the two candidates stand for and what differences, if any, there are. With many notable differences, there choice couldn’t be starker as WWN’s guide on the key issues explains: Covid-19… Read more »