A LOCAL Washington DC furniture removal firm has been pictured removing a tanning bed from one of the most sought after properties in the US, the White House, amid reports the current tenant is in a dispute with the landlord of the property, the American people. The tenant is in the middle of being served… Read more »
DONALD TRUMP, the world’s preeminent expert on perpetrating deception, chicanery and fraud on expectant people has today falsely claimed that the counting of citizens’ votes as part of a democratic election is ‘fraud’. The US president for now, who knows what happens next, is believed to know something about fraud having paid $25 million in… Read more »
CURRENT US president Donald Trump has adopted a time-tested and highly effective method of ending a contest before it’s over in a bid to cling onto power, citing that it’s getting dark and it’s time to wrap things up and just say he’s won. In a move that shocked nobody, Trump declared victory after briefly… Read more »
AS Walmart stores across America begin to take guns and ammunition off their shelves as a precaution against any potential civil unrest arising from the US presidential election, thousands of Americans continue to brace themselves for what is being described as ‘a potential fan-meeting-feces interaction of biblical proportions’. Across America, there are reports of: People… Read more »
CHUCKLING to himself at the hilarious overreaction he’s seeing on his social media feeds from friends, and his aunt who lives in Texas, local Waterford man Niall Dollan reckons that it will be hilarious if Trump wins though. “C’mon though it’d be gas craic, he does be saying some mad shit,” explained Dollan, delighting in… Read more »
“SHIT, buckle up here we go” shared the non-American portion of the world as gluttons for punishment everywhere made the conscious decision to watch on helplessly at wall-to-wall US election coverage. People, hiding behind couches and watching through gaps in their hands placed over faces, decided that what they need now in these trying times… Read more »
ON THE EVE of what is being dubbed the most important US presidential election in living memory many people are seeking to understand just what the two candidates stand for and what differences, if any, there are. With many notable differences, there choice couldn’t be starker as WWN’s guide on the key issues explains: Covid-19… Read more »
WHILE some political observers have stated that any potential Biden election victory will only be the first step on a long and uncertain road to potentially reversing inequality, racial strife and righting the failing institutions which dominate American life, others have suggested ‘no you idiot, a Biden win will sort it all out instantaneously’. “Racism?… Read more »
AS POLLING day in America approaches the American electorate is patriotically pledging to ‘America the shit out of it’ as it votes on its next president. And while the identity of the victor may not be known until weeks after polling day, what is known is that Americans are currently Americaning the shit out of… Read more »
THE LARGEST public information campaign of its kind ever undertaken in America enters its final weeks with US citizens being reminded again and again that an anti-Trump vaccine can be administered to all on November 3rd of this year, curing all manner of vile and malignant pathogens that have spread across society in recent years…. Read more »