OPERATION ‘Maybe It Was A Car Backfiring’ has been put into place by the Secret Service, in a bid to remain free of blame should anything happen to refusing-to-go president Donald Trump between now and inauguration day. With President 45 still angrily contesting the outcome of the recent election, security teams at the White House… Read more »
AS THE world picks up the pieces of whatever remains of Western democracy following the 4 year administration of Donald Trump, psychotherapists and psychiatrists alike have called on the emotionally shattered world to come together and cope with its ‘post-trumpmatic stress’ using this handy guide below: Normally, the first step to dealing with post-traumatic stress… Read more »
NEWLY unemployed and facing eviction from his current home, and all in the middle of a pandemic, Donald Trump’s friends are seemingly abandoning him at the very moment he needs them most, WWN can reveal. White House call logs show that Trump has placed several thousand unanswered calls to fellow well respected world leaders Vladimir… Read more »
SCREAMING joyously at the top of their lungs, mother and son Melania and Barron Trump chimed in unison as they darted across the White House lawn for freedom, sources have confirmed. “We’re free at last… run, Barron, before he sends the dogs,” America’s soon to be former first lady was heard, ushering on her 14-year-old… Read more »
THE United States have been asked to just quieten down for an hour to allow those in charge an opportunity to sort this mess out, that means both sides, Republican and Democrat, Trump and Biden, white and non-white, pro-2nd amendment and pro gun control, everyone, just all zip it, Jesus Christ. The country had fallen… Read more »
PRESIDENT Donald Trump’s angry rants about the probable outcome of the US presidential election has been revealed to be a clever distraction tactic to buy himself time while he constructed a bulletproof coat of armor in which to escape the White House, it has been revealed. “You’re not taking this president without a fight” roared… Read more »
A LOCAL Washington DC furniture removal firm has been pictured removing a tanning bed from one of the most sought after properties in the US, the White House, amid reports the current tenant is in a dispute with the landlord of the property, the American people. The tenant is in the middle of being served… Read more »
DONALD TRUMP, the world’s preeminent expert on perpetrating deception, chicanery and fraud on expectant people has today falsely claimed that the counting of citizens’ votes as part of a democratic election is ‘fraud’. The US president for now, who knows what happens next, is believed to know something about fraud having paid $25 million in… Read more »
CURRENT US president Donald Trump has adopted a time-tested and highly effective method of ending a contest before it’s over in a bid to cling onto power, citing that it’s getting dark and it’s time to wrap things up and just say he’s won. In a move that shocked nobody, Trump declared victory after briefly… Read more »
AS Walmart stores across America begin to take guns and ammunition off their shelves as a precaution against any potential civil unrest arising from the US presidential election, thousands of Americans continue to brace themselves for what is being described as ‘a potential fan-meeting-feces interaction of biblical proportions’. Across America, there are reports of: People… Read more »
