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Local Woman Would Rather Give Birth Out Her Arsehole Than Ever Have To Look At ...
TRYING her best to sum up the intense, visceral disdain she has for US president Donald Trump, local woman Rebecca ... -
The Second Trump-Biden Debate Has Been Cancelled, But Here’s How It Would Have Gone
THE October 15th ‘virtual debate’ between President Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Joe Biden has been called off after Trump ... -
“We Can Do This Together My Pretty” Trump Whispers To Covid-19 Bulge In Neck Before ...
THE handful of White House staffers not yet infected by president Donald Trump expressed new worries about his condition shortly ... -
Trump Can’t Believe 210,000 Losers Lost Their Lives To This Thing
“WHERE AM I? Why brain no sense?” president Donald Trump confirmed in his first address from the Oval Office since ... -
Gold Plated Syringes & Evian Drips: Here’s Everything You Need To Know About Trump’s Treatment
AMERICANS may have had a tough time with Covid-19 but they are are now facing their toughest challenge yet; keeping ... -
A Timeline Of How Trump Contracted Covid-19
IT’S the news that has rocked the world, US president Donald Trump, in the middle of a reelection campaign and ... -
World Tests Negative For Sympathy
UNABLE to stop itself from laughing, the world is celebrating successfully testing negative for sympathy following Donal Trump’s positive Covid-19 ... -
America The Real Losers In First Presidential Debate
REPORTING that they were experiencing the same loud ringing sound in their ears after sitting through all 90 minutes of ... -
Recap: The Highlights From The 1st Trump V. Biden Debate
A CHAOTIC head to head in which, as ever, the sane portion of the American populus was the real loser. ... -
Trump Voters Unaffected By Brain Eating Amoeba
HEALTH AUTHORITIES in the US state of Texas have issued a ‘disaster order’ after a brain eating amoeba, Naegleria fowleri, ...