IT’S BEEN a busy 24 hours for US President Donald Trump as he sought to restrict freedom of information with an executive order aimed at suppressing Twitter’s ability to fact check his lies, before going on to tweet about sending in the army to kill his own citizens in Minneapolis and spreading a dozen or… Read more »
IN GOOD news, concerns over the amount of people in the US who have died from Covid-19 seem to have passed their peak, with most American citizens regarding the daily death tolls with the same stoic patriotism that they normally reserve for mass shootings and police murdering black people live on Facebook. Pockets of the… Read more »
THE decision to press ahead with an enormous Republican rally in North Carolina in late August has been given the seal of approval by the Democratic party, with presidential hopeful Joe Biden giving it ‘two thumbs up’ while adding that he ‘doesn’t think that it’s going to have as many attendees as Trump thinks, but… Read more »
DESPITE assurances from none other than the actual President of the United States that Hydroxychloroquine is a totally safe, hugely reliable preventative measure against Covid-19, some people around the world continue to doubt its effectiveness. But enough of the WHO-funded propaganda and Democratic scaremongering; it’s time for the world to know the full facts about… Read more »
KEY members of the World Health Organisation have been advised to use the separate Whatsapp group titled ‘stupid orange cunt’ when discussing US President Donald Trump, in a bid to keep all other channels free for more important matters. The special Whatsapp group is being used for discussions surrounding Trump’s threat to permanently freeze US… Read more »
CATEGORICALLY denying all responsibility for the design and subsequent spread of the Covid-19 virus, a Wuhan based mutant bat doctor reassured awaiting press that his laboratory was in no way connected to the pandemic. “Wizzzzuuuuuuwissssssss,” Dr. Chang Wu began, apologising for the loud screeching noise which left reporters reeling, “apologies, I’ve literally come out of… Read more »
PROPAGANDISTS in the US state media agencies are refuting reports in the international media that their glorious leader, The Orange One, has been declared brain dead. The second leader subjected to such rumours in recent days after Kim Jong Un was reported to have died on the operating table, US media outlets slavishly loyal to… Read more »
WORRYING scenes continue to play themselves out across America as they have tragically fail to flatten the curve of stupidity currently rife throughout a number of states. Casually carrying a rocket launcher over their shoulder as is their right as an American under the 2nd amendment, MAGA hat wearing, confederate flag waving Americans continue to… Read more »
EAGER to re-open the world’s greatest economy despite mounting evidence that the Coronavirus pandemic has yet to reach its peak, the US government has asked its citizens to ‘assess the value’ of the elderly and ill in their communities. “Your grandmom might give you, what, ten dollars on your birthday?” asked a spokesperson for the… Read more »
HAVING exhausted his final scapegoat to blame for his own mishandling of the US Covid-19 outbreak in the shape of the WHO, President Trump moved onto those US citizens ‘unpatriotic’ enough to just lay down and die from Covid-19 potentially causing harm to the most important person in all of this; Donald Trump. “I have… Read more »