BOASTING about taking and passing a basic cognitive ability test which checks for signs of Alzheimers has rightfully taken priority for President Donald Trump over America’s 146,000 Covid dead. Stating multiple times how challenging the test is, WWN has tracked down the exact test taken by Trump and is giving readers a chance to put… Read more »
FEDERAL POLICE deployed by US President Donald Trump are urging his supporters to raise their right hands high into the air when approached in a bid to differentiate them from the rest of ‘those people’, WWN has learned. The new signal comes after federal law enforcement officers from the Department of Homeland Security arrived in… Read more »
RETURNING TO giving Covid-19 press briefing and taking a break from using federal agents to violently crackdown on legitimate protests, US President Donald Trump offered the public a rare glimpse of his more human side by wishing notorious sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell well in her upcoming trial. A surprising remark, the President extended the sort… Read more »
WHILE writing tell-all books about Donald Trump is now the number one form of employment in the United States, could ‘Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man’ by Trump’s niece Mary Trump be the book, just like the 100s before it, that proves to be the very thing… Read more »
VICE President Mike Pence has given Donald Trump his 100% backing when it comes to using the US military to tackle the ongoing civil unrest, adding that it’s ‘really warm out there these days’ and the male soldiers ‘may not even need to wear shirts’. VP Pence made his statements from a bunker underneath the… Read more »
DEFIANT to the last moment, soon-to-be former US President Donald Trump gave his last orders to his administration team as he calmly handed his first lady a cyanide pill, before cocking back the firing mechanism on his trusty .45. “Make sure to burn our bodies, Mike, I don’t want them defiling them and put my… Read more »
IT’S BEEN a busy 24 hours for US President Donald Trump as he sought to restrict freedom of information with an executive order aimed at suppressing Twitter’s ability to fact check his lies, before going on to tweet about sending in the army to kill his own citizens in Minneapolis and spreading a dozen or… Read more »
IN GOOD news, concerns over the amount of people in the US who have died from Covid-19 seem to have passed their peak, with most American citizens regarding the daily death tolls with the same stoic patriotism that they normally reserve for mass shootings and police murdering black people live on Facebook. Pockets of the… Read more »
THE decision to press ahead with an enormous Republican rally in North Carolina in late August has been given the seal of approval by the Democratic party, with presidential hopeful Joe Biden giving it ‘two thumbs up’ while adding that he ‘doesn’t think that it’s going to have as many attendees as Trump thinks, but… Read more »
DESPITE assurances from none other than the actual President of the United States that Hydroxychloroquine is a totally safe, hugely reliable preventative measure against Covid-19, some people around the world continue to doubt its effectiveness. But enough of the WHO-funded propaganda and Democratic scaremongering; it’s time for the world to know the full facts about… Read more »