PRESIDENT Donald Trump was today taken to one side by his advisors and family and urged not to treat his younger brother Robert’s funeral as ‘just another campaign rally’ to no avail, although Trump has agreed to keep the bashing of his rivals to an ‘absolute minimum’ during his eulogy. “Just like the hopes of… Read more »
PLEDGING TO do his best to make the upcoming presidential election as far from ‘free and fair’ as possible, US president Donald Trump confirmed in an interview with Fox News that he plans on withholding funding from the US Postal Service as doing so will prevent millions of people’s mail-in votes from being processed and… Read more »
THE first trailer for Showtime’s much-anticipated mini-series ‘The Comey Rule’ has arrived online, giving us an early taste of Brendan Gleeson’s eerily accurate portrayal of President Donald Trump; a role that required the veteran actor to ‘become one with the orangeness’ via a grueling period of preparation. Insiders have claimed that Gleeson went ‘full Day-Lewis’… Read more »
CASTING an eye over the chaos on the streets of Portland this past week as federal troops try to restore calm by delivering indiscriminate violence, the world’s scientist began collaborating on a study which sought to identify how different the world would be were it not for US President Donald Trump having such a comically… Read more »
BOASTING about taking and passing a basic cognitive ability test which checks for signs of Alzheimers has rightfully taken priority for President Donald Trump over America’s 146,000 Covid dead. Stating multiple times how challenging the test is, WWN has tracked down the exact test taken by Trump and is giving readers a chance to put… Read more »
FEDERAL POLICE deployed by US President Donald Trump are urging his supporters to raise their right hands high into the air when approached in a bid to differentiate them from the rest of ‘those people’, WWN has learned. The new signal comes after federal law enforcement officers from the Department of Homeland Security arrived in… Read more »
RETURNING TO giving Covid-19 press briefing and taking a break from using federal agents to violently crackdown on legitimate protests, US President Donald Trump offered the public a rare glimpse of his more human side by wishing notorious sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell well in her upcoming trial. A surprising remark, the President extended the sort… Read more »
WHILE writing tell-all books about Donald Trump is now the number one form of employment in the United States, could ‘Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man’ by Trump’s niece Mary Trump be the book, just like the 100s before it, that proves to be the very thing… Read more »
VICE President Mike Pence has given Donald Trump his 100% backing when it comes to using the US military to tackle the ongoing civil unrest, adding that it’s ‘really warm out there these days’ and the male soldiers ‘may not even need to wear shirts’. VP Pence made his statements from a bunker underneath the… Read more »
DEFIANT to the last moment, soon-to-be former US President Donald Trump gave his last orders to his administration team as he calmly handed his first lady a cyanide pill, before cocking back the firing mechanism on his trusty .45. “Make sure to burn our bodies, Mike, I don’t want them defiling them and put my… Read more »