A BOMBSHELL report from the New York Times on US president Donald Trump’s tax returns and financial affairs has sent shockwaves throughout the country in which he paid just $750 in federal income tax in 2016 and 2017, WWN can reveal. “Oh what? Not our Honest Don? We’re shocked,” said the American people upon learning… Read more »
THE 2020 presidential hopes of the Democratic party were buoyed today following the announcement of a striking new tagline for Joe Biden, in which the 77-year-old former vice-president firmly states that he’s ‘not the other guy’. Posters bearing Biden’s image and the slogan ‘Not Trump’ began to spring up all over the US, and fans… Read more »
FOLLOWING condemnation from international leaders over Russia’s apparent poisoning of Putin critic Alexei Navalny with novichok, political experts fully expect US president Donald Trump to endorse the nerve agent as a Covid-19 cure for US citizens by the end of the day. “Chancellor Merkel said ‘this is a despicable and cowardly act – once again…. Read more »
SWIFTLY bringing an end to accusations that he is pursuing a right-wing racist agenda President Donald Trump put on-the-fence voters at ease by rushing to defend a 17-year-old accused of gunning down two protesters in Kenosha, Wisconsin. “You say ‘murderous white supremacist’ like it’s a bad thing” bristled a downright confused Trump, the lawlessness and… Read more »
ALTHOUGH courtroom artistry may seem like a dying art these days, it remains a vital component of reporting in cases where TV cameras aren’t allowed in the courtroom, such as in the case of former US presidential aide Steve Bannon, who has single-handedly caused a shortage of red-tinted sketching crayons in Manhattan this week. Bannon,… Read more »
PRESIDENT Donald Trump has received criticism for seemingly endorsing the conspiracy theory movement known as Qanon, describing them as ‘people who love our country very much’. This is not the first time Trump has courted controversy for praising a movement which operates outside societal norms. Taking a look at similar incidents in the recent past,… Read more »
PRESIDENT Donald Trump was today taken to one side by his advisors and family and urged not to treat his younger brother Robert’s funeral as ‘just another campaign rally’ to no avail, although Trump has agreed to keep the bashing of his rivals to an ‘absolute minimum’ during his eulogy. “Just like the hopes of… Read more »
PLEDGING TO do his best to make the upcoming presidential election as far from ‘free and fair’ as possible, US president Donald Trump confirmed in an interview with Fox News that he plans on withholding funding from the US Postal Service as doing so will prevent millions of people’s mail-in votes from being processed and… Read more »
THE first trailer for Showtime’s much-anticipated mini-series ‘The Comey Rule’ has arrived online, giving us an early taste of Brendan Gleeson’s eerily accurate portrayal of President Donald Trump; a role that required the veteran actor to ‘become one with the orangeness’ via a grueling period of preparation. Insiders have claimed that Gleeson went ‘full Day-Lewis’… Read more »
CASTING an eye over the chaos on the streets of Portland this past week as federal troops try to restore calm by delivering indiscriminate violence, the world’s scientist began collaborating on a study which sought to identify how different the world would be were it not for US President Donald Trump having such a comically… Read more »