Tag: trump

Trump’s Eulogy For Brother To Contain As Few Biden, China, The Radical Left, Harris, USPS, Obama & Clinton Swipes As Possible

PRESIDENT Donald Trump was today taken to one side by his advisors and family and urged not to treat his younger brother Robert’s funeral as ‘just another campaign rally’ to no avail, although Trump has agreed to keep the bashing of his rivals to an ‘absolute minimum’ during his eulogy. “Just like the hopes of… Read more »

Gleeson ‘Grabbed 10 Pussies A Day’ To Get Into Trump Role

THE first trailer for Showtime’s much-anticipated mini-series ‘The Comey Rule’ has arrived online, giving us an early taste of Brendan Gleeson’s eerily accurate portrayal of President Donald Trump; a role that required the veteran actor to ‘become one with the orangeness’ via a grueling period of preparation. Insiders have claimed that Gleeson went ‘full Day-Lewis’… Read more »

Rare Glimpse Of Trump’s Humanity As He Wishes Sex Trafficker ‘Well’ With Court Case

RETURNING TO giving Covid-19 press briefing and taking a break from using federal agents to violently crackdown on legitimate protests, US President Donald Trump offered the public a rare glimpse of his more human side by wishing notorious sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell well in her upcoming trial. A surprising remark, the President extended the sort… Read more »

Pence Urges Trump To Deploy That Rugged, Sexy Army

VICE President Mike Pence has given Donald Trump his 100% backing when it comes to using the US military to tackle the ongoing civil unrest, adding that it’s ‘really warm out there these days’ and the male soldiers ‘may not even need to wear shirts’. VP Pence made his statements from a bunker underneath the… Read more »