Tag: trump

Joe Biden Launches ‘I’m Not Trump’ Campaign

THE 2020 presidential hopes of the Democratic party were buoyed today following the announcement of a striking new tagline for Joe Biden, in which the 77-year-old former vice-president firmly states that he’s ‘not the other guy’. Posters bearing Biden’s image and the slogan ‘Not Trump’ began to spring up all over the US, and fans… Read more »

Trump Expected To Endorse Novichok As Covid Cure By End Of Day At The Latest

FOLLOWING condemnation from international leaders over Russia’s apparent poisoning of Putin critic Alexei Navalny with novichok, political experts fully expect US president Donald Trump to endorse the nerve agent as a Covid-19 cure for US citizens by the end of the day. “Chancellor Merkel said ‘this is a despicable and cowardly act – once again…. Read more »

“You Say Murderous White Supremacist Like It’s A Bad Thing”

SWIFTLY bringing an end to accusations that he is pursuing a right-wing racist agenda President Donald Trump put on-the-fence voters at ease by rushing to defend a 17-year-old accused of gunning down two protesters in Kenosha, Wisconsin. “You say ‘murderous white supremacist’ like it’s a bad thing” bristled a downright confused Trump, the lawlessness and… Read more »

Trump Praises COBRA, Rita Repulsa, Dick Dastardly, Blofeld, Shredder & Emperor Palpatine In Speech

PRESIDENT Donald Trump has received criticism for seemingly endorsing the conspiracy theory movement known as Qanon, describing them as ‘people who love our country very much’. This is not the first time Trump has courted controversy for praising a movement which operates outside societal norms. Taking a look at similar incidents in the recent past,… Read more »

Trump’s Eulogy For Brother To Contain As Few Biden, China, The Radical Left, Harris, USPS, Obama & Clinton Swipes As Possible

PRESIDENT Donald Trump was today taken to one side by his advisors and family and urged not to treat his younger brother Robert’s funeral as ‘just another campaign rally’ to no avail, although Trump has agreed to keep the bashing of his rivals to an ‘absolute minimum’ during his eulogy. “Just like the hopes of… Read more »

Gleeson ‘Grabbed 10 Pussies A Day’ To Get Into Trump Role

THE first trailer for Showtime’s much-anticipated mini-series ‘The Comey Rule’ has arrived online, giving us an early taste of Brendan Gleeson’s eerily accurate portrayal of President Donald Trump; a role that required the veteran actor to ‘become one with the orangeness’ via a grueling period of preparation. Insiders have claimed that Gleeson went ‘full Day-Lewis’… Read more »