CHUCKLING to himself at the hilarious overreaction he’s seeing on his social media feeds from friends, and his aunt who lives in Texas, local Waterford man Niall Dollan reckons that it will be hilarious if Trump wins though. “C’mon though it’d be gas craic, he does be saying some mad shit,” explained Dollan, delighting in… Read more »
“SHIT, buckle up here we go” shared the non-American portion of the world as gluttons for punishment everywhere made the conscious decision to watch on helplessly at wall-to-wall US election coverage. People, hiding behind couches and watching through gaps in their hands placed over faces, decided that what they need now in these trying times… Read more »
ON THE EVE of what is being dubbed the most important US presidential election in living memory many people are seeking to understand just what the two candidates stand for and what differences, if any, there are. With many notable differences, there choice couldn’t be starker as WWN’s guide on the key issues explains: Covid-19… Read more »
WHILE some political observers have stated that any potential Biden election victory will only be the first step on a long and uncertain road to potentially reversing inequality, racial strife and righting the failing institutions which dominate American life, others have suggested ‘no you idiot, a Biden win will sort it all out instantaneously’. “Racism?… Read more »
AS POLLING day in America approaches the American electorate is patriotically pledging to ‘America the shit out of it’ as it votes on its next president. And while the identity of the victor may not be known until weeks after polling day, what is known is that Americans are currently Americaning the shit out of… Read more »
THE LARGEST public information campaign of its kind ever undertaken in America enters its final weeks with US citizens being reminded again and again that an anti-Trump vaccine can be administered to all on November 3rd of this year, curing all manner of vile and malignant pathogens that have spread across society in recent years…. Read more »
PRESIDENT Donald Trump has reacted with horror to the news that a judge has ordered that interview transcripts from friend-to-the-billionaires Ghislaine Maxwell be made public, as he had been certain that it was no longer something that he had to worry about. Maxwell, ex-girlfriend of disgraced sex-offender and Trump buddy Jeffrey Epstein, had been expected… Read more »
WITH NEWS that US presidential debate organisers plan on muting candidates’ microphones whenever there’s an interruption, it has now been confirmed that the final debate will as a result take place entirely through the art form of mime. “We could sit here and pretend like Agent Orange isn’t going to just interrupt for 90 minutes… Read more »
THE decision by Twitter to delete thousands of fake accounts purporting to be black Trump supporters has not deterred the current US president from insisting that he has a huge following among the black community; even if the numbers point to five, maybe ten people tops. “It’s getting a little ‘Where’s Wally’ out there” said… Read more »
THE 48-YEAR-OLD judge is currently undergoing a grilling by the US Senate in her confirmation hearing for the US Supreme Court, here’s everything you need to know about Amy Coney Barrett: – Of strict Catholic faith and belonging to a conservative and clandestine religious group, believes life begins at point of ejaculation. – First time… Read more »
