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US Coronavirus Deaths Reaching Mass Shooter Levels Of ‘Who Cares’
IN GOOD news, concerns over the amount of people in the US who have died from Covid-19 seem to have ... -
Trump Requests ‘Exact Number’ Of Alive Americans He Needs For Re-Election
MATHEMATICIANS working for the Republican party have been given 24 hours to come up with a formula that will ensure ... -
Biden’s Chances Of Election Victory Improve After Allegations Of Sexual Assault
US PRESIDENTIAL candidate Joe Biden has enhanced his election chances and passed a key ‘suitability for presidential office’ test for ... -
“Surrounded By Guys In Masks; What Is This, My Birthday?” Asks Pence
US VICE-President Mike Pence needed urgent medical care following a tour of the Coronavirus clinic in the Mayo Medical Centre ... -
US State Media Claim Trump Alive & Well Despite Evidence Leader Brain Dead For Some ...
PROPAGANDISTS in the US state media agencies are refuting reports in the international media that their glorious leader, The Orange ... -
Nation That Made Everyone Take Shoes Off At Airports Struggling To Stay At Home
WORRYING scenes continue to play themselves out across America as they have tragically fail to flatten the curve of stupidity ... -
America Asked If They Really, Really Need Their Grandparents
EAGER to re-open the world’s greatest economy despite mounting evidence that the Coronavirus pandemic has yet to reach its peak, ... -
“Stop Making Me Look Bad” Trump Blasts ‘Unpatriotic’ Americans For Dying From Covid-19
HAVING exhausted his final scapegoat to blame for his own mishandling of the US Covid-19 outbreak in the shape of ... -
Evil Bastard Who Wanted Everyone To Have Healthcare Finally Defeated
THE USA is today breathing a sigh of relief, after the presidential campaign of the notorious Bernie Sanders finally came ... -
Trump Deploys Thousands Of Televangelists Nationwide To Tackle Covid-19
IN A LAST ditch effort to flatten the Covid-19 curve now devastating the US, President Donald Trump has ordered over ... -
Large Shipment Of Brain Cells To Be Sent To Washington D.C
IN TIMES of crisis, everyday Americans living through the spread of Covid-19 are learning who their friends are. As New ... -
Tearful Trump Reassures Nation Wealthiest Businesses Will Be Bailed Out
“THEY tried to make me waste all the money on people, healthcare workers and medical supplies, but I fought for ...
