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Your Weekly ‘Oh My Fuckin’ God, What Has Trump Done Now’ Update
IT can be hard to keep track of all the developments in the curious case of Americans electing Donald Trump ... -
Trump Confirms He Will ‘Pretend’ To Leave Businesses To His Children While President
PRESIDENT elect Donald Trump has announced today that he is going to “pretend to leave his business empire to his ... -
Obama Buries Nuclear Codes In White House Back Garden
CAREFUL to dispose of the nuclear codes under the cover of darkness, US president Barack Obama began digging at an ... -
Obama Seriously Considering Using Last Remaining Secret Assassination On Trump
OUTGOING US President Barack Obama is reportedly considering using his 3rd and final secret assassination on likely Republican presidential nominee ... -
“I Can’t Believe I’m Still Getting Away With This Shit” – Donald Trump
REPUBLICAN presidential nominee frontrunner Donald Trump has admitted that he wakes up every morning soaked in sweat at the thoughts ... -
Donald Trump Admits There’s A Lot Of Great Ideas In Mein Kampf
AMERICAN presidential hopeful Donald Trump has admitted to drawing on the measured and reasoned writings of Adolf Hilter’s manifesto Mein ... -
US Police Appeal To Public To Stop Filming Them Shooting Black People
POLICE in the United States have launched an appeal to the public to try and curb the amount of recordings ... -
America Officially Renames The Middle East ‘Problemistan’
Following the latest upheaval in northern Iraq, a decision to rename the Middle East region was reached by the Obama ... -
Ireland Preparing Itself For Influx Of J1 Pictures On Social Media
WWN has learned that as many as 84,000 images will be uploaded every hour by Irish students in America this ... -
The Perfect US Gunman Just Years Away, Claims Media
WITH tragic shootings unfolding across America with ever increasing regularity, the Media has reassured the public that the perfect US ... -
Brian O’Driscoll Set To Buy American Rugby Side L.A. Hustle
The Leinster and Ireland legend is said to be close to purchasing the little known rugby franchise on America’s west ... -
People Shocked By Russia’s Crimea Actions Told To Read A History Book
Members of the public who have expressed shock and dismay at Russia’s recent encroachment on the border of Ukraine, specifically ...
