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Horror As Mike Pence Visits Ireland Without Supping Pint Of Guinness
IRELAND and the United States stand on the brink of an international showdown following the news that Vice President Mike ... -
LOL! 1.5 Million Hawaiians Thought They Were Going To Be Nuked & We Can’t Stop ...
AS stories continue to emerge of the panic and chaos caused by the erroneous issuing of a mass text alert ... -
American Voters Surprise World By Not Voting For Alleged Paedophile
KEEN FOLLOWERS of American politics have expressed their utter disbelief at the news that American citizens voting in the Alabama ... -
POLL: What Is Your Favourite US Mass Shooting So Far This Year?
With 391 to choose from since the start of the year, please pick your favourite US mass shooting from our ... -
Kim Jong Un Attends First Meeting Of Pyongyang Weight Watchers
NORTH KOREAN insiders have revealed for the first time the true affect US President Donald Trump’s comments about Kim Jong ... -
Jared Kushner Registered As ‘Qualified For Job’ In Embarrassing White House Error
FURTHER embarrassment has been heaped on the Trump administration just hours after it was reported that Jared Kushner was registered ... -
Trump Promises To Revive America’s Cotton Picking Industry
PRESIDENT of the United States of America Donald Trump has vowed to revive the country’s cotton picking industry, hinting at ... -
Trump Threatens To Pull America Out Of US Constitution
IN YET another controversial move by the US leader, President Donald Trump has announced he is to sign an executive ... -
America Changes Locks On White House Doors While Trump Is Away
CAPITALISING on President Donald Trump’s first trip abroad since becoming leader of his country in January, the American public hastily ... -
Ground Zero To Be Used To Store Crude Oil As Part Of Saudi Arms Deal
AMERICAN defense stocks soared Monday after President Donald Trump signed a $110 billion weapons deal with Saudi Arabia, a move that will ... -
Oval Office Fumigated After Complaints Of Overwhelming Smell Of Bullshit
A PARADE of trucks, from several competing fumigation service providers, were seen lining up outside the White House at 7am ... -
New House Of Cards Series Cancelled ‘Because It Can’t Compete With This Shit’
STREAMING GIANT Netflix has made the decision to cancel its successful House of Cards series, citing the fact that despite ...
