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All Future Wars To Be Carried Out In Syria
SOME of the world’s leading organisations, including NATO and the UN, have today agreed to proxy all future wars through the middle eastern ... -
Stormy Daniels Upgraded To Hurricaney Daniels
ADULT superstar Stormy Daniels is reportedly continuing to pick up strength as she travels through the upper levels of the ... -
Sign Our Petition To Prevent The Release Of Trump’s Dick Pics
LIKE us, you may have been troubled by claims from former adult actress Stormy Daniels that she not only had a ... -
Trump Makes Congratulations Card For Putin All By Himself
DESPITE pleas from his closest advisors, his family, his friends, his political allies, and the Russian government itself, US president ... -
White House Running Out Of Cardboard Boxes
AN EMERGENCY stationery order has been placed by the staff at the White House, after it was revealed that current ... -
Leader Of Downtrodden People Meets Native American Chief
THE chief of a put-upon, much maligned people has met with the leader of a Native American tribe during his ... -
“Oh, I Can’t See How This Could Backfire” World Says After Learning Of Trump/Jong Un ...
THE vast majority of the world’s 7.6 billion population sighed in a dejected manner after learning US leader Donald Trump ... -
News Delivers Some Trivial Trump Bullshit For 878th Day Running
FOR the 878th consecutive day, the media has delivered some trivial and unimportant story relating to US President Donald Trump, ... -
300 Million American Gun Owners Stood By And Did Nothing To Stop Florida Shooting, Finds ...
A RECENTLY published report into the latest school shooting in Florida has found as many as 300,000,000 registered gun owners ... -
Trump Note Includes Instructions To Not Grab Any Pussies
CLOSER inspection of a note spotted in the hands of President Donald Trump at a discussion about the Parkland school ... -
Guns To Phase Out Americans By 2050
A DISTURBING REPORT issued by the International Centre For Research (ICFR) has estimated that guns are on course to phase ... -
FUTUREWATCH: Stormi Webster Wins 2056 US Election
IN a closely fought election with her cousin and political rival Chicago West, Stormi Webster becomes only the third member ...
