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Sarah Sanders Steps Down To Focus On Sleeping At Night
CITING finding it impossible to sleep soundly at night as the reason for her resignation, White House press secretary Sarah ... -
“Trump Is Guilty” Mueller Coughs Under Breath During Press Conference
IN A LENGTHY address seemingly aimed at providing clarity around the investigation he conducted, special counsel Robert Mueller held a ... -
America Vows To Spend Eternity In Neverending Presidential Election
WITH former US vice-president Joe Biden announcing he’s running for the Democratic nomination for president, America has reaffirmed its desire ... -
Mueller Report Redacted Using Crayon
THE IMPENDING publication, by the US Department of Justice, of a redacted version of the Mueller Report has been welcomed ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Beto O’Rourke
THE TEXAS democrat narrowly lost to Ted Cruz in a race for the US Senate and has now announced his ... -
Taoiseach Spends Entire Pence Meeting Shifting Boyfriend
A LEAKED copy of the Taoiseach’s itinerary for his St. Patrick’s trip to the USA has revealed that Leo Varadkar is ... -
Trump Imposes Sanctions On Vuvuzelas
SHOUTING down a number of his most experienced White House aides and advisers, US president Donald Trump has reaffirmed his ... -
US Shootings Barely Newsworthy Now
MEDIA agencies around the world have agreed to not bother covering incidents of mass shootings in America unless the death ... -
Tanning Bed Employee Only One Being Paid During Trump Shutdown
“EXCEPTIONS to the rules of a government shutdown can be made if a government employee is so integral, and so ... -
Hated Politician Beloved By All
WAR-mongering psychopath and hated former President of the United States George H.W Bush has passed away in his 95th year ... -
Michelle Obama Memoir Forgets To Mention Drones Murdering Civilians
TOPPING 2 million copies sold in just a matter of weeks, the former First Lady Michelle Obama’s memoir is striking ... -
Local Man Suddenly An Expert On US Midterm Elections
A WATERFORD man who has previously displayed no prior knowledge of US midterm elections, their significance in American politics or ...
