CLOSER inspection of a note spotted in the hands of President Donald Trump at a discussion about the Parkland school shooting has revealed a number of notes and guidelines seemingly written by POTUS himself, including ‘don’t mention grabbing pussies’, ‘try steer things back to the stock market’, and ‘blame violence on Schwartchennegger [sic] movies’. As he… Read more »
A DISTURBING REPORT issued by the International Centre For Research (ICFR) has estimated that guns are on course to phase out Americans by 2050, WWN has learned. With the number of people suffering horrific and violent gun deaths in America exceeding 33,000 per year, it is believed when this harrowing statistic is combined with an… Read more »
IN a closely fought election with her cousin and political rival Chicago West, Stormi Webster becomes only the third member of the Kardashian/Jenner dynasty to hold the office of the president. Her victory sparked wild celebrations as many feel the 38-year-old’s election will go a long way to heal the rift of the country’s 12th… Read more »
IRELAND and the United States stand on the brink of an international showdown following the news that Vice President Mike Pence made a stop-over in Shannon Airport without partaking in any of the traditional activities of a visiting politician, such as sipping a fresh pint of Guinness or having a go at playing hurling. The… Read more »
AS stories continue to emerge of the panic and chaos caused by the erroneous issuing of a mass text alert which informed Hawaiians a ballistic missile was on its way to the islands and would obliterate them, we can’t help but see the funny side. WWN Viral Stories Which Are Just Other People’s Tweets Copy… Read more »
KEEN FOLLOWERS of American politics have expressed their utter disbelief at the news that American citizens voting in the Alabama Senate election failed to install Roy Moore, a man accused of sexual abuse and entering into relationships with underage women, to Congress. “Wait a minute, this isn’t the America I’ve grown to despair at?” exclaimed… Read more »
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NORTH KOREAN insiders have revealed for the first time the true affect US President Donald Trump’s comments about Kim Jong Un’s weight have had on the rotund dictator, WWN can report. “He’s barely eating his daily tub of ice cream, he just picks at it once he’s finished the first two litres of it,” explained… Read more »
FURTHER embarrassment has been heaped on the Trump administration just hours after it was reported that Jared Kushner was registered as ‘female’ on New York State Board’s voting register. With the Trump administration in the middle of wildly celebrating three scandal free minutes of the presidency, reports began circling in the media that President Trump’s… Read more »
PRESIDENT of the United States of America Donald Trump has vowed to revive the country’s cotton picking industry, hinting at a welfare run scheme that will enable thousands of people on welfare to “earn their cheques” by working on plantations. Speaking at a White House press conference this afternoon, Mr. Trump outlined a detailed plan… Read more »