FOLLOWING his assertions that US troops could well open fire on asylum seekers from Central America in the event they throw stones while on the US-Mexico border, US President Donald Trump is said to have reached on to Israel for advice on how best to straight up murder people with arm themselves with pebbles. Keen… Read more »
“LOOK, we’re not really talking about 9/11 here,” said an aide to Donald Trump, following the revelation that homemade explosive devices had been sent to several key opponents to the president, by parties who seem to have been influenced by Trump’s rabble-rousing vitriol against his enemies. Bombs were sent to the Clinton family, Robert DeNiro,… Read more »
THE FAMOUS red hats emboldened with the words ‘Make America Great Again’, so beloved by supporters of US President Donald Trump, have doubled in price after President Trump imposed import tariffs on goods made in China. MAGA hats are just one of thousands of products to fall foul of a raft of levies imposed on… Read more »
ESCHEWING the recollections much of the western world shares regarding the September 11th attacks in New York in 2001, local man Richie Loughlan can’t for the life of him recall where he was when the horrifying terror attack occurred. “No, nothing, Sorry, mind’s blank. College up in Galway? No, that was 2002,” explained Loughlan, who… Read more »
BREAKING away from the regular fawning over US presidents, Irish historians and researchers have decided to simply not bother looking for an ancestral link for Donald Trump’s family to Ireland, for fear it might tarnish the nation’s reputation. Previously linking African American president Barack Obama to a distant relative in Moneygall, Offaly, Irish historian Kevin Ryan said… Read more »
THE WHITE HOUSE has, on this the day of America’s 242nd year of independence, unveiled a new updated flag which better reflects the nation in its present form, signalling the aspirations it has for its ever bright future. “Nobody likes change, but we remind people the old flag didn’t always have 50 stars on it,… Read more »
THERE were solemn scenes at the White House’s 4th of July celebrations as US President Donald Trump paid tribute to the noble men and women who fell fighting the attempted alien invasion of Earth this day 22 years ago, criticising the fact no previous president had honoured them on the anniversary of the country’s Independence… Read more »
BARRON TRUMP has fallen foul of his father’s zero tolerance stance of immigration after consistent questions over Barron’s mother’s visa history revealed she had lied on an earlier application before becoming a citizen thus rendering her citizenship void. Immigration officials first became suspicious after Barron’s mother Melania visited a detention facility yesterday in Texas, her… Read more »
IN A RARE joint-rebuke of a sitting US president, former presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama spoke out against President Trump’s treatment of families crossing the border into the US seeking refuge, their criticism of the policy echoing the outrage and dismay of millions of Americans. WWN has reproduced sections of the incendiary criticism… Read more »
QUICK THINKING US Government officials have found a solution to the growing problem of finding somewhere to intern immigrant children who have been purposefully separated from their parents by US border officials, WWN can reveal. The Statue of Liberty, a New York tourist attraction which has no larger symbolic significance to the history of immigration… Read more »