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Micheál Martin Dons Oculus For 3-Day Virtual Visit To US
“ONCE I put this thing on, I don’t want to hear from anyone until Friday, OK? As far as you’re ... -
Biden To Enclose Border Kids In Slightly Nicer, Ethically Sourced Cages
US President Joe Biden has assured his supporters that Donald Trump’s reign of terror towards migrants along the border has ... -
Biden To Travel To Storm Hit Areas To Distribute Paper Towels, As Is Custom
HAVING failed to sign an executive order rowing back the Trump administration’s approach to disaster-hit areas, US President Joe Biden ... -
Revealed: The Contents Of Trump’s ‘Go Bag’ In Case The Feds Arrive
IF Donald Trump learned one thing from that time he watched a bit of American Gangster one night in the ... -
“Oh My God, Is That Joe?” Taoiseach Frantically Asks Assistant Answering Phone
TOLD for the 34th time this week that, ‘no, it’s not Joe Biden on the line’, a deflated Micheál Martin ... -
You’d Miss Trump All The Same, Finds Study
THE kick-off of the impeachment trial of former US president Donald Trump has brought with it a welcomed burst of ... -
Worried Neighbours Confirm America Up All Night Arguing Again
NEIGHBOURS have reported raised voices and the occasional sound of what appears to be plates being thrown against the walls ... -
Trump Can Feel Bone Spurs Acting Up Again Ahead Of Impeachment Trial
WITH THE NEWS that members of his legal team have quit amid disputes over strategy for his second impeachment trial, ... -
‘Poppa Joe & Cool Aunty Kamala’ Routine Going To Get Old After First Drone Bombing ...
THE WAVE of relief many met Joe Biden’s installment as the 46th president of the United States of America with, ... -
White House Unveil Official Lapdog
US PRESIDENT Joe Biden has unveiled an official White House lapdog to compliment ‘First Dogs’ Champ and Major, WWN understands. ... -
Revealed: All Of Biden’s Executive Orders
NEWLY installed US president Joe Biden wasted no time in reversing some of the previous administrations’ policies by issuing no ... -
“We Did What We Came Here To Do” Says Trump Taking One Final Shit On ...
IN HIS final remarks as president, delivered mid-squat on the White House lawn and amid the noise of a helicopter ...
