IN THE aftermath of Derek Chauvin being found guilty of the murder of George Floyd, white Americans were celebrating the triumphant end to racism and the long practice of dispatching the police to suppress and brutalise minorities. “Oh was that today?” a smattering of white Americans said of the trial verdict, before sharing a knowing… Read more »
WEATHER warnings have been issued across America amid reports of tornadoes, typhoons and tropical storms that have emerged following the conclusion of the Derek Chauvin trial, which resulted in millions of people simultaneously breathing out a huge sigh of relief. “When the guilty verdict on all three counts was read out, the exhalation was not… Read more »
REMARKING on the news that US president Joe Biden intends to withdraw US troops from Afghanistan by the 20th anniversary of 9/11, clear-eyed observers concluded the Middle Eastern country must be out of oil, heroin or lucrative construction contracts. “Actually we went into Iraq for oil, completely different pointless never-ending war you ignorant idiots,” explained… Read more »
US PRESIDENT Joe Biden’s German Shepard Major is to undergo an intensive training regime to get him out of his biting habit, or at least to help ensure he bites the right people from now on. First Dog Major had his chain yanked again this week after helping himself to the hand of a Secret… Read more »
THERE has been a fresh twist in the trial of Derek Chauvin, the former police officer charged with the murder of George Floyd, after his defence team moved for a mistrial and the swearing in of a new jury. Defence for Chauvin sought to alert the judge to a creeping sense that there was a… Read more »
A HUSH fell over the Minneapolis court where the trial of Derek Chauvin was taking place today, as the jury were shown footage of the infamous LA riots that followed the acquittal of four police officers in the Rodney King case of 1992, while being asked ‘is this the result we’re looking for?’. The judge… Read more »
AS PROCEEDINGS get underway in the trial of former police officer Derek Chauvin for his part in the death of George Floyd, experts believe this will be the most closely watched trial of its kind since the last guy who walked free despite what legal scholars have identified as a case of ‘the guy fucking… Read more »
EAGER to make up for lost time, the United States has seen seven mass shooting incidents in the last seven days, with experts suggesting that the increase in violence marks a return to normality following a year of Covid-19 lockdowns. From an incident in Atlanta where 8 people lost their lives last week to a… Read more »
AHEAD of his St. Patrick Day’s Zoom call audience with US President Joe Biden, Taoiseach Micheál Martin has been told by the Irish public to ask if there’s any spare vaccines going. “Guilt him by making up a few spare Biden cousins, say they’re riddled with the Covid, or pull the Oliver Twist routine, whatever… Read more »
“ONCE I put this thing on, I don’t want to hear from anyone until Friday, OK? As far as you’re concerned, I’m in Washington” said Taoiseach Micheál Martin today, as he lowered his virtual reality Oculus headset over his eyes and got ready for his 3-day ‘virtual trip’ to Washington DC for St. Patrick’s Day…. Read more »
