Tag: america

Strong Winds Expected As America Exhales

WEATHER warnings have been issued across America amid reports of tornadoes, typhoons and tropical storms that have emerged following the conclusion of the Derek Chauvin trial, which resulted in millions of people simultaneously breathing out a huge sigh of relief. “When the guilty verdict on all three counts was read out, the exhalation was not… Read more »

Afghanistan Must Be Out Of Oil, Concludes World

REMARKING on the news that US president Joe Biden intends to withdraw US troops from Afghanistan by the 20th anniversary of 9/11, clear-eyed observers concluded the Middle Eastern country must be out of oil, heroin or lucrative construction contracts. “Actually we went into Iraq for oil, completely different pointless never-ending war you ignorant idiots,” explained… Read more »

Micheál Martin Dons Oculus For 3-Day Virtual Visit To US

“ONCE I put this thing on, I don’t want to hear from anyone until Friday, OK? As far as you’re concerned, I’m in Washington” said Taoiseach Micheál Martin today, as he lowered his virtual reality Oculus headset over his eyes and got ready for his 3-day ‘virtual trip’ to Washington DC for St. Patrick’s Day…. Read more »