PRESIDENT Donald Trump has reacted with horror to the news that a judge has ordered that interview transcripts from friend-to-the-billionaires Ghislaine Maxwell be made public, as he had been certain that it was no longer something that he had to worry about. Maxwell, ex-girlfriend of disgraced sex-offender and Trump buddy Jeffrey Epstein, had been expected… Read more »
WITH NEWS that candidate for US presidency Joe Biden has put his weight behind a campaign promise to resolve the citizenship of the ‘undocumented Irish’ living in America, fresh spotlight has been shone on the term and just how it differs from ‘illegal immigrant’. In a bid to provide the necessary clarifications and specific distinctions,… Read more »
TRYING her best to sum up the intense, visceral disdain she has for US president Donald Trump, local woman Rebecca O’Brien confirmed she would rather give birth out her arsehole than ever look at that ‘obese oompa loompa prick’ again. With coverage of Trump on news stations increasing as the 2020 US election date draws… Read more »
THE October 15th ‘virtual debate’ between President Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Joe Biden has been called off after Trump refused to participate; but by using sophisticated AI, we’ve been able to create a near-flawless rendition of what would have went down. We forced a specially-programmed bot to consume hours of Trump’s 2016 debates and… Read more »
“WHERE AM I? Why brain no sense?” president Donald Trump confirmed in his first address from the Oval Office since his stunning symbiosis with Covid-19, clearly showing no adverse affects from his brave battle with the ‘it’s basically the flu’ pandemic. Before the exceptional specimen of a man returned to his day job of ranting… Read more »
IT’S the news that has rocked the world, US president Donald Trump, in the middle of a reelection campaign and weeks out from polling day, has tested positive for Covid-19. How did the conscientious leader, who has always stressed the importance of undermining health authorities and guidelines come to contract the virus which has cost… Read more »
REPORTING that they were experiencing the same loud ringing sound in their ears after sitting through all 90 minutes of the first 2020 Presidential Shouting Match, the American public have been unequivocally declared the real losers in all this. The very boring, run of the mill debate saw president Donald Trump instruct white supremacists to… Read more »
A CHAOTIC head to head in which, as ever, the sane portion of the American populus was the real loser. See our recap below for how the bitter debate between president Donald Trump and former vice-president Joe Biden played out: Waiting in the wings of the debate stage, Biden could be seen necking a tub… Read more »
HEALTH AUTHORITIES in the US state of Texas have issued a ‘disaster order’ after a brain eating amoeba, Naegleria fowleri, was found in the state’s water supply. Despite several reported deaths, supporters of US president Donald Trump have recorded zero ill effects when coming into contact with the brain eating amoeba and closer examination could… Read more »
A BOMBSHELL report from the New York Times on US president Donald Trump’s tax returns and financial affairs has sent shockwaves throughout the country in which he paid just $750 in federal income tax in 2016 and 2017, WWN can reveal. “Oh what? Not our Honest Don? We’re shocked,” said the American people upon learning… Read more »