OUTGOING US president Donald Trump has been making use of his ability to issue pardons, with Steve Bannon among many others availing of close association with the president and crimes to be made free from federal prosecution. With allegations that he is charging $2 million for a pardon are as of yet unfounded, WWN presents… Read more »
DONALD Trump Jr has turned down his family’s pleas to have a lie-down, and has instead entered his 98th hour of streaming his emotional takedown of the Democratic party and their followers on the few social media platforms that are left available to the Trump family. “Big tech? More like Big Brother, perpetrating an Orwellian… Read more »
AS HOUSE Democrats in America keep themselves busy by introducing articles of impeachment for the outgoing president, a shivering and sweating Donald Trump is still struggling with social media withdrawals having been banned from Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Twitch and Bebo. Finishing his latest offline tweet posted via big black sharpie on the Oval Office… Read more »
IN A clear sign that American democracy remains in rude health social media company Twitter has banned Donald Trump from its website for 12 hours. Believed to be harshest punishment available to the US judiciary system for a white or orange person, the ban came after a large mob stormed Capitol Hill in Washington DC,… Read more »
LEADERS from around the world have pledged warm blankets, chicken soup recipes, Covid face-masks and echinacea oils to president-elect Joe Biden and whatever else it takes to keep him safe and well until January the 20th when he can be sworn in as the 46th president of the United States. “Are you well Joe, are… Read more »
DESPITE having the American people, countless failed lawsuits and now the electoral college confirming the results of the 2020 US election for him, one loser is still not getting it. The individual, having lost more money than anyone else in America in the 1980s, is believed to be well versed in losing, if not the… Read more »
ONGOING protests surrounding the result of the US presidential election resulted in a surprisingly small number of injuries yesterday, after clashes between Antifa and the Proud Boys turned out to be downright civilised compared to what had been expected. The Proud Boys, an anti anti-fascist organisation who are somehow not fascists, clashed with pro-Biden supporters… Read more »
THANKS to the latest development in microscopic technology WWN has been shrunken down to a miniscule size with a mission to travel into what’s left of Rudy Giuliani’s mind and figure out just what in the hell is going on in there. Giuliani, former mayor of New York and famed prosecutor of the mafia, has… Read more »
AMERICA has reached the very grim milestone of 250,000 Covid-19 deaths… but has it, like, really though? We hand over these pages to our new investigative unit WWN ConspiraSEE who tasked themselves with getting to the bottom of these claims but found a truth far more sinister: There are some universal truths we can accept;… Read more »
ANTI-POLICE brutality protests in Nigeria have seen western media concerned the country may be suffering the kind of societal unrest and disintegration more closely associated with a dysfunctional, inequality riven country like America. After protests resulted in the disbandment of controversial Special Anti-Robbery Squad which has been accused of extra-judicial killings, broader protests calling for… Read more »