Tag: america

Biden Withdrawal From Afghanistan Added To List Of Great US Military Victories Alongside Arming Bin Laden

AS THE TALIBAN sets its sights on Kabul amid a near total collapse of order in Afghanistan, US President Joe Biden stated his well sign posted withdrawal from Afghanistan stands tall alongside other great US foreign policy decisions like arming the Afghan Mujahideen in the 1980s from which Osama Bin Laden’s Al-Qaeda emerged. “Never let… Read more »

Governor Who Covered Up Covid Deaths In Nursing Homes Resigns Over Sexual Harassment

AFTER EXHAUSTING all avenues before him including ‘they’re lying bitches’, ‘I have daughters, how could I be a creep?’ and ‘the Gummy Venus Demilo defence’, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo resigned in disgrace, surprising many who thought it would have been the covering up nursing home deaths thing that would do it for him. “Don’t… Read more »

Donald Rumsfeld Is In Heaven, Insists CIA Report

DESPITE little to no evidence that such a thing is possible, leading figures within the CIA have insisted that former secretary of defence Donald Rumsfeld is currently in heaven following his permanent neutralisation at the age of 88. Mr. Rumsfeld, who always claimed to have created a ‘more stable and secure world’ by invading Iraq… Read more »

Obama Dog Bo Dumped In Ocean, As Is Tradition

FORMER President Barack Obama has apologised to his family for ordering the body of their dearly departed White House dog Bo to be dumped in the Arabian sea, claiming it was a ‘force of habit’. “That’s my bad, I was acting in accordance with Doggy Law” said Obama, after telling his family that their beloved… Read more »