AS THE TALIBAN sets its sights on Kabul amid a near total collapse of order in Afghanistan, US President Joe Biden stated his well sign posted withdrawal from Afghanistan stands tall alongside other great US foreign policy decisions like arming the Afghan Mujahideen in the 1980s from which Osama Bin Laden’s Al-Qaeda emerged. “Never let… Read more »
PROMISING all the old hits as well as a few new tunes, the Taliban have announced a comeback tour of Afghanistan that is said to be about as necessary or needed as Westlife’s upcoming ‘Stadiums In The Sun’ tour. “Honestly, who needed this? Who wanted it, who asked for it? So much unnecessary suffering, for… Read more »
AFTER EXHAUSTING all avenues before him including ‘they’re lying bitches’, ‘I have daughters, how could I be a creep?’ and ‘the Gummy Venus Demilo defence’, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo resigned in disgrace, surprising many who thought it would have been the covering up nursing home deaths thing that would do it for him. “Don’t… Read more »
STUMBLING back with an outstretched hand seeking to grab hold of something to retain its balance, the US government reportedly needed to lie down in bed for 30 minutes to recover from the shock allegation that it has ever tried to interfere in Cuban affairs. The accusation was thrown in the direction of the Biden… Read more »
DESPITE little to no evidence that such a thing is possible, leading figures within the CIA have insisted that former secretary of defence Donald Rumsfeld is currently in heaven following his permanent neutralisation at the age of 88. Mr. Rumsfeld, who always claimed to have created a ‘more stable and secure world’ by invading Iraq… Read more »
AFTER another fantastic day for women saw Bill Cosby walk free and Britney Spears fail in her bid to remove her father as conservator, yet more details are emerging from the two high profile cases. While some people initially presumed a monumentally stupid legal mix up saw the judgements for the ‘Free Britney’ and ‘Free… Read more »
THE much anticipated summit in Geneva saw the two leaders weigh up who has done the most pernicious meddling in the affairs of other nations, with aides sadly confirming Putin and Biden could not come to an understanding. “Imagine we meddled in elections like they do? What would the world say?” scoffed Biden, leader of… Read more »
IN A sure sign that British PM Boris Johnson’s complete disregard for Northern Ireland and the Good Friday Agreement has not gone over well, US President Joe Biden has entered their much anticipated meeting ahead of the G7 summit in Cornwall to the unmistakable strains of Irish republican ballad ‘Come Out Ye Black & Tans’…. Read more »
FORMER President Barack Obama has apologised to his family for ordering the body of their dearly departed White House dog Bo to be dumped in the Arabian sea, claiming it was a ‘force of habit’. “That’s my bad, I was acting in accordance with Doggy Law” said Obama, after telling his family that their beloved… Read more »
Describing it as one of the more disturbing raids carried out as part of an investigation, federal agents exiting Rudy Giuliani’s apartment are said to be suffering from Present-Traumatic Stress Disorder. “We recovered some electronic devices such as laptops, but once we made it passed the 400 boxes of hair dye and the butt plug… Read more »
