THE vast majority of the world’s 7.6 billion population sighed in a dejected manner after learning US leader Donald Trump plans to meet his equal, and North Korean counterpart, Kim Jong-Un. “Honestly, I’d like to see anyone find fault with this plan. How could letting that fat, ignorant hate-filled monstrosity of an authoritarian meet with… Read more »
FOR the 878th consecutive day, the media has delivered some trivial and unimportant story relating to US President Donald Trump, prioritising informing you of each and every irrelevant detail over several other more worthy stories regarding actual US government policies he has enacted and is presiding over. Surmising that the majority of the public still… Read more »
A RECENTLY published report into the latest school shooting in Florida has found as many as 300,000,000 registered gun owners in America did absolutely nothing to stop a former student fatally shooting 17 people at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, WWN can confirm. A week after one of the deadliest mass shootings in modern… Read more »
CLOSER inspection of a note spotted in the hands of President Donald Trump at a discussion about the Parkland school shooting has revealed a number of notes and guidelines seemingly written by POTUS himself, including ‘don’t mention grabbing pussies’, ‘try steer things back to the stock market’, and ‘blame violence on Schwartchennegger [sic] movies’. As he… Read more »
A DISTURBING REPORT issued by the International Centre For Research (ICFR) has estimated that guns are on course to phase out Americans by 2050, WWN has learned. With the number of people suffering horrific and violent gun deaths in America exceeding 33,000 per year, it is believed when this harrowing statistic is combined with an… Read more »
IN a closely fought election with her cousin and political rival Chicago West, Stormi Webster becomes only the third member of the Kardashian/Jenner dynasty to hold the office of the president. Her victory sparked wild celebrations as many feel the 38-year-old’s election will go a long way to heal the rift of the country’s 12th… Read more »
IRELAND and the United States stand on the brink of an international showdown following the news that Vice President Mike Pence made a stop-over in Shannon Airport without partaking in any of the traditional activities of a visiting politician, such as sipping a fresh pint of Guinness or having a go at playing hurling. The… Read more »
AS stories continue to emerge of the panic and chaos caused by the erroneous issuing of a mass text alert which informed Hawaiians a ballistic missile was on its way to the islands and would obliterate them, we can’t help but see the funny side. WWN Viral Stories Which Are Just Other People’s Tweets Copy… Read more »
KEEN FOLLOWERS of American politics have expressed their utter disbelief at the news that American citizens voting in the Alabama Senate election failed to install Roy Moore, a man accused of sexual abuse and entering into relationships with underage women, to Congress. “Wait a minute, this isn’t the America I’ve grown to despair at?” exclaimed… Read more »
With 391 to choose from since the start of the year, please pick your favourite US mass shooting from our list below.