OUTSPOKEN racist and noted Trump-supporting bigot Roseanne Barr really let herself down yesterday with a stream of nonsensical rambling tweets that caused the ABC network to cancel her ratings-powerhouse show, much to the disappointment of everyone who knew her as a kind, soft-spoken soul with nothing but love in her heart for all God’s children…. Read more »
SOME of the world’s leading organisations, including NATO and the UN, have today agreed to proxy all future wars through the middle eastern state of Syria, paving the way for countries to finalise their disagreements with minimal collateral damage in their own territories. The new ruling will allow warring nations to set up 20 military bases each across the Syrian state, with the… Read more »
ADULT superstar Stormy Daniels is reportedly continuing to pick up strength as she travels through the upper levels of the American political system, with fears growing among the Trump administration that she may shortly be upgraded to Hurricaney Daniels. Originally classified as Stormy in 2006 when she allegedly had a torrid affair with Donald Trump… Read more »
LIKE us, you may have been troubled by claims from former adult actress Stormy Daniels that she not only had a torrid affair with now-president Donald Trump, but that she has photographic evidence as well. Although Ms. Daniels may feel that she is doing the world a service by bringing to light the web of lies… Read more »
DESPITE pleas from his closest advisors, his family, his friends, his political allies, and the Russian government itself, US president Donald Trump has pressed ahead and constructed a ‘congratulations’ card for Vladimir Putin, who was elected for another term as president at the weekend. The card, constructed from the back of a cereal box that Trump… Read more »
AN EMERGENCY stationery order has been placed by the staff at the White House, after it was revealed that current former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson was unable to clear out his desk due to a lack of those big brown boxes that you see people with in movies after they’ve been fired. Tillerson was… Read more »
THE chief of a put-upon, much maligned people has met with the leader of a Native American tribe during his first visit to America as part of the traditional St. Patrick’s Day visit by the Taoiseach of Ireland. Leo Varadkar, leader of the noble but impoverished Irish population, met Gary Batton of the Choctaw tribe in… Read more »
THE vast majority of the world’s 7.6 billion population sighed in a dejected manner after learning US leader Donald Trump plans to meet his equal, and North Korean counterpart, Kim Jong-Un. “Honestly, I’d like to see anyone find fault with this plan. How could letting that fat, ignorant hate-filled monstrosity of an authoritarian meet with… Read more »
FOR the 878th consecutive day, the media has delivered some trivial and unimportant story relating to US President Donald Trump, prioritising informing you of each and every irrelevant detail over several other more worthy stories regarding actual US government policies he has enacted and is presiding over. Surmising that the majority of the public still… Read more »
A RECENTLY published report into the latest school shooting in Florida has found as many as 300,000,000 registered gun owners in America did absolutely nothing to stop a former student fatally shooting 17 people at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, WWN can confirm. A week after one of the deadliest mass shootings in modern… Read more »