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US Hang Big ‘Do Not Invade’ Sign On Afghanistan
“WOW, you might want to leave it for a while before you go in there!” stated the United States today ... -
US Pleads With Taliban To Let It Flee Country In Orderly Fashion
THE new self-appointed Taliban government has given the US military until August 31st to get it’s ugly, yellow, no-good keister ... -
Taliban Appoint Lena Dunham Head Of Women’s Affairs
ALLAYING the foolish fears of passive Western onlookers’ doomscrolling social media who anticipate unspeakable horrors and repression, the Taliban has ... -
“Leaving Somewhere We Invaded Worse Off When We Leave Is The American Way”
AMID harrowing images emerging from Kabul airport and elsewhere across Afghanistan as the Taliban seize power, US president Joe Biden ... -
Biden Withdrawal From Afghanistan Added To List Of Great US Military Victories Alongside Arming Bin ...
AS THE TALIBAN sets its sights on Kabul amid a near total collapse of order in Afghanistan, US President Joe ... -
Taliban Stage Most Unwelcome Comeback Since Westlife
PROMISING all the old hits as well as a few new tunes, the Taliban have announced a comeback tour of ... -
Governor Who Covered Up Covid Deaths In Nursing Homes Resigns Over Sexual Harassment
AFTER EXHAUSTING all avenues before him including ‘they’re lying bitches’, ‘I have daughters, how could I be a creep?’ and ... -
US Government Offended By Suggestion It Would Ever Try To Meddle In Cuban Affairs
STUMBLING back with an outstretched hand seeking to grab hold of something to retain its balance, the US government reportedly ... -
Donald Rumsfeld Is In Heaven, Insists CIA Report
DESPITE little to no evidence that such a thing is possible, leading figures within the CIA have insisted that former ... -
Bill Cosby Released Under Conservatorship Of James Spears
AFTER another fantastic day for women saw Bill Cosby walk free and Britney Spears fail in her bid to remove ... -
Biden & Putin Argue Over Whose Country Has Worst Reputation
THE much anticipated summit in Geneva saw the two leaders weigh up who has done the most pernicious meddling in ... -
Biden Enters Johnson Meeting To ‘Come Out Ye Black & Tans’
IN A sure sign that British PM Boris Johnson’s complete disregard for Northern Ireland and the Good Friday Agreement has ...
