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The Government’s Guide To How This Is All Your Fault, Actually
WITH the health service overwhelmed and on the verge of collapse as Covid-19 spreads out of control across the country, ... -
EU Countries Agree To End Practice Of Transporting Vaccines Via Tortoise
NATIONS belonging to the European Union have pledged to rectify the alarmingly slow initial rollout of its Covid-19 vaccination programme, ... -
World Counting On Biden Not Dying For At Least Another Fortnight
LEADERS from around the world have pledged warm blankets, chicken soup recipes, Covid face-masks and echinacea oils to president-elect Joe ... -
Nation Breaks Into Nearest School To Escape Covid-19
ARMED with bolt cutters, axes and JCBs which could be good for ramming school gates, the Irish public, in desperate ... -
Panicked Government Leaves It ‘Til 5.55PM On Xmas Eve To Shop For Covid-19 Vaccine
KICKING THEMSELVES for leaving it so late, Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly has roped cabinet colleagues into hitting the shops ... -
Government Picks New Restriction Measures From Raffle Drum
THE IRISH government has announced a new wave of national restrictions after randomly picking them from a raffle drum earlier ... -
Panic For Taoiseach After Forgetting To Do Elf On Shelf For Jack Chambers This Morning
“HAVE you checked the room with the big printer, Jack?” asked a flustered Micheál Martin to his Chief Whip in ... -
Full List Of Things The Taoiseach Says Never Happened
TAOISEACH Micheál Martin caused quite a stir in the Dáil yesterday when in an exchange with People Before Profit’s Richard ... -
Only Matter Of Time Before Johnson Contracts New Covid Strain
HEALTH experts have warned the British public to prepare itself for the entirely unavoidable and easily predictable news that their ... -
Min. For Health Confirms ‘Vaccine Cert’ Will Be As Easy To Copy As Garda Age ...
ANY potential ‘vaccine cert’ which people can carry on their person in Ireland that would permit them to avail of ...