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Brexit Reaches That Part In ‘Scream’ Where The Killers Stab Each Other
BRITISH foreign secretary Liz Truss has assured Northern Ireland that her statement, about triggering Article 16 if the EU don’t ... -
“This Feels Wrong, Take It Back” Donohoe Tells Multinationals After Record Tax Take
A RECORD tax take just shy of €69 billion has plunged the Department of Finance into a worrying apology whirlpool ... -
Noel Grealish To Have Few Pints After This Golfgate Trial If Anyone Is Sticking Around
INDEPENDENT TD Noel Grealish has put a shout out on his WhatsApp to anyone in the Galway area who fancies ... -
Coveney Makes Handy Chart To Help Remember All Denials
IN THE WAKE of stating he briefly said ‘hello’ to staff in the Department of Foreign Affairs moments after they ... -
“Trust Us, You Don’t Want To See Us In Destructive Mode” Sinn Féin Tells Martin
SINN Féin have laughed off suggestions by the Taoiseach that they are in ‘destructive opposition mode’, adding that they’re currently ... -
“Well, How Did Ye Get On Over The Christmas – Anything Happen?” Government Asks Nation
MARCHING through the doors with a beaming smile, refreshed from weeks off and more days off to come, the government ... -
Sinn Féin Reconsidering Stance On United Ireland Next
LOOKING to further solidify their gains in the polls, Sinn Féin are to further tempt prospective voters, disappointed with coalition ... -
Things That Make More Sense Than NPHET Recommendations To Government
RECOMMENDATIONS leaked to the media by members of government from NPHET include proposals to shutter pubs and restaurants by 5pm. ... -
“Hospitals. Trolleys. Disaster” Reads News For 4,380th Day In A Row
IN THESE uncertain times people tend to cling to the familiar no matter how sad or harrowing it may be ... -
Gerry Adams Regrets Starring In Ad For Body Disposal Firm
FORMER SINN FÉIN president Gerry Adams has apologised for any offence caused by a misjudged appearance in a tongue-in-cheek advert ...









