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Biden Going To Need Extra Strong Fisherman’s Friends To Navigate Russian Conflict
US President Joe Biden has boxed off an hour this afternoon to sit down by himself in the Oval Office ... -
Taoiseach Expected To Announce End Of Restrictions With Double Airhorn Blasts
THE initial draft of the Taoiseach’s address to the nation surrounding the easing of Covid restrictions begins with the words ... -
Under Pressure Johnson Scales Newly Refurbished Big Ben
FEARING that his ‘nobody told me the parties in 10 Downing St where against the rules I personally set up ... -
“Putin Is Some Man All The Same” Insists Local Dad
DESPITE amassing 100,000 Russian troops on the border of Ukraine and continuing his passion project of debstabilising the West and ... -
“Johnson Trying To Distract From Scandals” Says Media Facilitating It
BRITISH MEDIA outlets have warned the British public that Boris Johnson is desperately trying to distract from ongoing scandals and ... -
Coveney Appoints Independent Expert To Investigate DFA Lockdown Gathering
PLEDGING to ensure the investigation he has launched into a champagne swilling get together held in the Department of Foreign ... -
Latest Government Tender Comes Down To Lowest Bidder Or Lad This TD Played Rugby With
THE COVETED job of building the government’s new National Particle Acceleration & Waste Water Treatment Facility is moving on towards ... -
We Catch Up With Gardaí Investigating Varadkar Leak
ACCUSED of allegedly leaking confidential documents relating to draft contracts between the HSE and GPs to a ‘not really a ... -
DUP No Longer Biggest Dinosaurs In UK
THE discovery of the largest Ichthyosaur fossil in UK history has been welcomed by the Democratic Unionist Party, who have ... -
Norma Foley’s Guide To Keeping Students Warm In Class In Sub Zero Temperatures
FRESH from suggesting teachers should open windows ‘at a lower level’ if their classrooms are cold, Minister for Education Norma ...
