BREAKING: Population Of Wexford Voted World’s Sexiest People

THE entire county and population of Wexford has been voted the planet’s sexiest town and people in a poll published this morning, WWN can confirm. People of Wexford stole a large majority of the votes from some of the world’s biggest contenders, including Summer Bay in Australia, Love Island in Spain somewhere and loads of… Read more »

Everyone To Have Their Own Podcast By 2020

A NEW report has found that every single person living on the planet will have their own individual weekly podcast by March 2020, WWN can confirm. Podcasts have grown in popularity over the past few years with the revolutionary new fad becoming one of the most sought after media platforms the corporate world has ever seen. “If… Read more »

“I’m Going To Screech Until Your Fucking Ears Bleed”

A NEWLY bought budgerigar has issued a stark warning to his newly found family who seem to be oblivious to the decibels he is capable of, WWN can confirm. Jimmy, who is 3-months-old, was purchased from a local based pet store as a present from parents Jack and Ann Murphy to their young children, who are expected to give the caged creature 10… Read more »

Zero Irish Historians Scrambling To Find Donald Trump Ancestry Link

BREAKING away from the regular fawning over US presidents, Irish historians and researchers have decided to simply not bother looking for an ancestral link for Donald Trump’s family to Ireland, for fear it might tarnish the nation’s reputation. Previously linking African American president Barack Obama to a distant relative in Moneygall, Offaly, Irish historian Kevin Ryan said… Read more »

Girlfriend ‘Harmonises’ To Song You’re Listening To

DESPITE no professional background in the music industry, or having no definable reason as to why she would just chime in like that, your girlfriend has rudely started ‘harmonising’ to a song you were enjoying, WWN can confirm. The track, which was up until now one of your favourites in the charts, was somehow dismantled midway… Read more »