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Woman Now A ‘Sustainability’ Influencer After Fashion, Gym, Make Up & Mindfulness Efforts Fail
A LOCAL influencer is taking her incessant narcissistic online posting in an interesting new direction following her failure to get ... -
Always Some Bollocks In Your Way When You’re Late, Finds Study
WHETHER it’s for work, an event or even a life and death emergency, there will always some bollocks in your ... -
Married Friends Wondering When Are You Two Getting Married, Buying House, Becoming Miserable Like Them
DESPERATE for someone to share their existence with, married couple Tim and Lucy Williams are wondering when are you two ... -
Man Does Little Arse Scooting Adjustment Routine Every Time He Sits In Car
ONE LOCAL man has discovered he is incapable of entering his car and setting off on the road without first ... -
Should €157mn Cocaine Haul Be Divided Amongst Nation Via Lottery System?
IRELAND needs to have this conversation. It’s rare Ireland comes into possession of such a valuable and plentiful resource and ... -
Scientists Confirm No Known Cure For ‘The Ick’
IT IS a sad reality of modern medicine but people will have to get used to the fact there is ... -
“It’s Like Culchie Christmas”: How To Explain The Ploughing Championships To A Dub
SCENES of families being buried in a muddy grave in a car park in Laois aside, the Ploughing Championships represent ... -
Man Finally Grown Out Of Treating Every iPhone Launch As Greatest Event In Human History
FOR SOME it was an embarrassing emo/goth phase or a debilitating fidget spinner addiction but for 35-year-old Caoimhin McCormick the ... -
Red Flag? Girlfriend Has Expectation You’re A Fully Functioning Adult
LOCAL MAN Darren Farrell is worried his girlfriend of eight months is beginning to display a number of ‘red flags’ ... -
Single Thumbs Up Emoji Sure Sign Missus Doesn’t Mind You Staying Out Tonight, Finds Naive ...
A NAIVE report published in one Waterford man’s head has found his missus has no issues with him just suddenly ...