​This Irish College Student Is Auctioning Off His Virginity To Pay For His Studies

AN IRISH teenager is auctioning off his virginity in a bid to pay for his college studies and claims to have already received an offer of €23.19. Fiachra Roche, 19, says he was offered the ‘four-figure sum’ after photographs of him circulated online, and that he is holding out for a more substantial offer before parting with his virginity. “Some lad called John emailed me with… Read more »

Quirky Bollocks Has A Vintage Car

A County Carlow man has today confirmed his quirky personality by purchasing a vintage car, WWN can reveal. Mark Tobin, who also wears woolly hats and leather bracelets, made the decision after seeing a similar-looking man in Dublin driving a 27-year-old Morris Minor. “I cycled to work on a high nelly for years, so when… Read more »

Facebook Set To Clampdown On Fake Drama Posts

A NEW Facebook algorithm will be rolled out shortly, aimed at keeping news feeds clear of manufactured drama, fake stories about what your kids said, and clearly fake racially-charged diatribes from weird members of your family. Mark Zuckerberg took to Twitter earlier today to state that he felt his social media network had ‘lost it’s… Read more »

EDITORS NOTE: Here’s How To See WWN Posts After The Facebook Changes

Good after morning, Due to the appalling rise in fake news and alternative media, Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg is thankfully making it harder for users to make their own decisions and seeing content from publisher pages that they wish to follow, instead prioritising more important content like family and friend’s posts. We absolutely love this genius idea… Read more »