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Personalised Lyons Tea Mugs Going On The Black Market For €500
GARDAÍ are warning tea drinkers over black market Lyons tea mugs which have been traded for up to €500 on the ... -
Crippling Post-Brexit Recession Worth It Just To See Look On Brits’ Faces
A NEW study has shown that the majority of Irish people have no fear about the potential impact to the ... -
Do You Understand Brexit? The British Government Would Like To Talk To You
AFTER TYPING ‘What is a Brexit?’ into Google hundreds of times and finding it hard to understand the information provided, ... -
Local Psycho Actually Likes Shite Weather
AN APPARENT psychopath has declared his fondness for shite and inclement weather, specifically the horrid unremitting bleakness associated with the ... -
Government Celebrate Missing Yet Another Housing Target
USING the one unpopped party popper left over from an epic Budget 2019 Festival, the government quietly celebrated missing yet ... -
Garda Whistleblower Tribunal Confirms Callinan’s Pension Still Nice & Safe
A REPORT into the treatment of Garda whistleblowers by senior Garda has vindicated whistleblower Garda Maurice McCabe while pointing to ... -
Guide To Publicly Embarrassing Yourself As An Irish Presidential Candidate
WHILE the Irish public is scrambling around desperately to shield the outside world from all evidence that an embarrassing charade ... -
Local Man Would Be Better Off On The Dole
WATERFORD store manager Manus Whelan has spent the morning bitterly complaining how he would be better off on social welfare, ... -
Ikea Celebrates 1 Millionth Ruined Relationship
THE Dublin branch of Swedish furniture and lifestyle store Ikea has celebrated its one millionth blazing row between a couple ... -
Government Advises Low Income Earners To Just Become Landlord TDs
AFTER a stunning unveiling of Budget 2019, the government has confirmed that anyone feeling a bit shortchanged by the spending ...