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Fitzgerald’s Career In Tatters After Being Forced To Remain As TD, With Full Ministerial Pension
DISGRACED former Tánaiste Frances Fitzgerald is feeling the full force of the unforgiving nature of Irish politics after being voted ... -
Conor McGregor Banned From 12 Pubs Of Christmas
A DUBLIN CITY wide ban of occasional UFC fighter Conor McGregor has been put into effect by pubs partaking in ... -
Student Vows To Put Off Panicking About Xmas Exams Until Next Week
DESPITE staying up all night with the intention of panicking about her upcoming Christmas exams, one Waterford student just couldn’t ... -
“You’re Welcome” Middle Class Tell Christmas Bonus Recipients
IN a rare nod to the unemployed population of Ireland, the Nation’s middle class took out front page adverts on ... -
Nation Enters 5th Day Honestly Having No Fucking Clue What Politicians Are Up To
STRUGGLING to keep abreast of all the twist and turns in Ireland’s latest political debacle, the Nation has confessed to ... -
Revealed! Inside The Varadkar/Martin Negotiations
HOW has it come to this? The usual bullshit. Why has it come to this? The usual bullshit. How much ... -
“Stupid Little Paddies Should Do What We Tell Them”
DISPLAYING the sort of political acumen that has become synonymous with her party’s handling of Brexit negotiations, British PM Theresa ... -
Local Weirdo Talking About The ‘Dark Web’ A Lot Lately
A LOCAL MAN, referred to by friends, families, work colleagues and mere acquaintances as a bit of weirdo, has shifted ... -
Revealed: Taylor Swift’s Demands Ahead Of Croke Park Gig
TO the deafening screams of hundreds of thousands of ecstatic fans, pop empress Taylor Swift announced today that she would ... -
Homeless Lads Agree To Do 12 Kerbs Of Christmas
A PLUCKY group of rough-sleepers are getting ready for this year’s 12 Kerbs Of Christmas, their now-traditional attempt to sleep ... -
Woman’s Weekly Skype Home To Family Enters 4th Hour Of ‘So, Any Other News?’
DESPITE clearly stating on several occasions to her mother that she had no other news to impart regarding her life ... -
Nation Urges FG & FF To Quit This Ross And Rachel Bullshit
HAVING endured nearly a century of ‘will-they, won’t-they’, the Irish public have come forward and pleaded with Fine Gael and ...
