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Bit Early For Talk Of Putting Up Trees, Father Tells Family
A WATERFORD father has acted swiftly to end talk of purchasing a Christmas tree this weekend, WWN has learned. Dermot ... -
Family Going To Take Mother Up On Her ‘Don’t Get Me Anything For Christmas’ Bullshit ...
FOLLOWING years of festive exasperation, one Waterford family is to call their mother’s bluff and get her nothing for Christmas, ... -
Local Idiot 100% Certain Everyone Making Up Sexual Harassment Claims
RESPONDING, unprompted, to the thousands of men and women who continue to emerge to bravely share their experiences of sexual ... -
Tánaiste Outlines Timeline Of When She Began Fearing For Her Job
SPEAKING IN the Dáil in order to respond to questions around her knowledge and possible part in former Commissioner Noirin ... -
5 Ways To Ensure You Get Your Security Deposit Back
RENTING? You’re probably wondering if you’ll ever see that security deposit, usually one month’s rent, ever again. For many of ... -
Stick Black Friday Up Your Hole, Retailers Told
IRISH RETAILERS have politely been told by the bargain hunting portion of the population to stick Black Friday, an American ... -
Housewide Panic As Local Mother Threatens To Count To Three
THERE have been reports of small children darting around a Waterford household in a fit of panic after one mother ... -
Varadkar Going To Tell That Mean Old Ceann Comhairle Where To Go One Of These ...
CURRENT Taoiseach Leo Varadkar stormed out of the Dail chamber yesterday in a huff following a dressing down in front ... -
Solution To Everyone Being Happy With Temperature In Workplace Still Years Away, Warn Scientists
THE complex thermodynamic solution required to make sure the average workplace is at a temperature that suits each one of ... -
Waterford Justice League Successfully Save City From Moderately Bad Language
A SELF-appointed ‘Justice League’ which began patrolling Waterford city earlier this year has pulled off its first victory today, after ... -
93% Of Gardaà Admit Losing Desire To Slide Across Bonnet Of Car
A DEPRESSING new poll among serving gardaà has shown that almost all of them have abandoned any of the crime-fighting ... -
“Honestly, I Can’t Be Fucked” Local Man Tells Work
A LOCAL WATERFORD man has informed the company he works for that he will not be attending the office premises ...
