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Australia Vote ‘Yes’ Despite The Havoc & Destruction Marriage Equality Has Caused In Ireland
AUSTRALIANS currently celebrating their ‘yes vote’ to marriage equality which paves the way for Malcolm Turnbull’s government to put the ... -
WWN Guide To Being ‘Some Man For The Ladies’
FANCY being ‘some man for the ladies’? Do you want people in your hometown to regard you as ‘having an ... -
Ireland Stops Answering Phones As Portugal Tries To Give Web Summit Back
MEMBERS of the public have been warned against answering their phones to any unfamiliar numbers as the Portuguese government is ... -
Irish Fans To Be Sold To Highest Bidding Country Going To World Cup
A REVENUE generating measure sought by the Irish public will see our good-natured football supporters sold to the highest bidder ... -
Ireland Officially Gives Up Football
AFTER a dismal display at tonight’s World Cup qualifier in the Aviva stadium, the entire nation of Ireland has decided ... -
Local Man’s Hilarious School Stories Usually End With Horrifying Tale Of Child Abuse
‘AND then when the headmaster found out, he beat the shite out of us!’ laughed local man Declan Harkin, regaling ... -
Government Hire Hypnotist To Convince Nation There Is No Homelessness Problem
ON THE FOOT of the Taoiseach’s recent assertion that Ireland’s homeless levels are actually remarkably low and something to be ... -
Local Woman Would Have Shaved If She Had Known She’d Be Getting The Ride Tonight
CORK CITY native Nessa O’Dowda has cursed her misfortune after pairing off with a man at a local pub on ... -
WWN Previews Ireland V Denmark: The Sequel!
IRELAND have one foot in the World Cup after securing a thrilling edge of the seat 0-0 draw with a ... -
Waterford Greenway Apologises To Cyclists Who Were Subjected To Views Of Cork
THOSE overseeing the running and maintenance of the 43km stretch of scenic cycling routes known as the Waterford Greenway have ... -
Property Porn: Can You Reach The End of This Article Without Cumming?
HI there. All over Ireland, sexy property is waiting to get YOU off. What’s your kink? Do you like the ... -
New Template ‘Apology’ Issued For Men Accused Of Sexual Harassment
AS A DIRECT result of the increasing number of famous and prominent men issuing statements of apology for harassing and ...
