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Government Unveil New ‘Homeless Plough’ To Clear Streets During Winter
CLEARING Dublin City streets of unsightly homeless people can take several hours every morning, with business owners, Gardaà and council ... -
WWN Previews The First Leg Of Ireland V Denmark
THE FIRST LEG of Ireland’s triumphant victory against Denmark is but a few hours away, and WWN’s sports experts are ... -
Woman Enters 25th Year Of Pretending To Be A Lesbian
LOCAL woman Marie Finlan is reported to be sticking with her pretense of being a lesbian after a quarter of a ... -
Iarnród Éireann To Use ‘Low Rail Adhesion’ Excuse For Next 4 Months
THERE were huge smiles throughout Iarnród Éireann today, after senior management gave everyone the go-ahead to use the excuse of ... -
Hand Of Frog: A Look Back At The Greatest Injustice In Human History
WAR! GENOCIDE! FAMINE! SOME MORE WAR AGAIN! Few, if any events in human history can rival the anguish and devastation ... -
Nation To Finally Give Up The Drink After Double Price Increase
WORLD leaders, celebrities and millions of social media users across the planet joined together today to congratulate the Irish nation ... -
Denis O’Brien’s Communicorp Makes Bid For Paradise Papers
FURTHER expanding his ever expanding media empire, Denis O’Brien, through Communicorp, has set his sights on an obscure newspaper by ... -
Drug Gangs Officially Thank Irish Public For Continued Support
A CONGLOMERATE of national drug gangs have officially thanked the Irish public for their continued support over the past 30 ... -
Can We Blame Ireland’s Debt On This Council Estate? We’ll Try Our Best
REDUCING every ill in Irish society to being the fault of a wretched working class population is a factual endeavour ... -
The Year Is Flying, Confirms Local Woman
UNSURE as to what time of year it is? Dubious about calendars? Never fear, one Waterford woman has conducted an ... -
What A ‘United Ireland’ Would Look Like, A Guide
CONTINUED rumblings regarding the possibility of a United Ireland* in a post-Brexit age has brought the very real possibility of ... -
5 Things To Talk About While The Men Discuss Politics
WITH yet more evidence collated that suggests women are still trying to infiltrate the male only arena of serious discussions, ...
