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Record Number Of Kevins Being Referred To As ‘Kev’
THE LATEST FIGURES released from the Institute For Recording Nickname Usage (IFRNU) suggest that a growing number of Kevins are ... -
Smug Prick Passes Driving Test On First Go
THERE were bitter scenes this morning at a Waterford office after one man arrived to work with the news that ... -
Daniel O’Donnell To Debut Rap Album At Longitude Gig
THE Irish singer Daniel O’Donnell has shocked diehard fans with the announcement that he will drop some sick rhymes and ... -
Nobody Shot In Dublin Today [UPDATED]
FOLLOWING months of gangland violence that has produced an ever-heightening pile of bodies, WWN can report that nobody has been ... -
“It’s Time Ireland Had A Leader With My Sexual Magnetism” – Alan Kelly
AS part of our WWN Voices series, we offer people a platform to share issues that our close to their ... -
Limerick Mother Arrested For Child Hair-Cut Abuse
A COUNTY Limerick woman has been arrested at her home following what Gardai can only describe as the worst case ... -
How To Draw The Perfect Penis On Your Ballot Paper
As part of WWN’s extensive coverage of the elections we are addressing the issue of spoiling your vote. Many disgruntled ... -
Alan Kelly Issued Award For Record Number Of Fuck Ups As A Government Minister
SURPASSING all previous records held by multiple minister in different departments, minister for the environment Alan Kelly was handed an ... -
‘Anti-Politician’ Bars Installed Outside Homes Across Ireland
THE implementation of “anti-politician” bars outside homes across the country has been welcomed by many as a small step in ... -
Free Wi-Fi On Bus Revealed To Be Some Sort Of Sick Joke
COMING as a surprise to very few, bus companies across the country have issued a statement admitting that the illusion ... -
WWN Guide On How To Correctly Leave A Shopping Basket In A Holder
Shopping baskets have been used by homo sapiens for thousands of years, yet 97% of us fail to correctly place the metal carrier ... -
The 5 Best Amy Huberman Articles On The Irish Independent Today
IF you failed to pick up a copy of the Irish Independent or visit Independent.ie today, then you missed out ...
