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Ireland Makes The Big Switch To Islam
FOLLOWING the publication of a study which has declared Ireland ‘the most Muslim country in the world’, many Irish people ... -
Government To Return Medical Cards In Exchange For Votes
The HSE will now review the process which saw discretionary medical cards revoked from a number of patients with serious ... -
Man Utd Sign Fabregas In Man Utd Fan’s Head
Gary Farrell, a lifelong Manchester United fan took affirmative action last night and signed Spanish international Cesc Fabregas while simultaneously ... -
Ireland Preparing Itself For Influx Of J1 Pictures On Social Media
WWN has learned that as many as 84,000 images will be uploaded every hour by Irish students in America this ... -
“What A Complete Fucking Shithole” Kim Kardashian Says Leaving Ireland
AMERICAN television and social media personality Kim Kardashian is said to be very unhappy with her honeymoon on the Emerald ... -
Thousands Turn Out To Hear Man Who Lies For A Living Lie
A packed RDS welcomed a man from that movie you watched that was class last night. The man played by ... -
Star Wars Imperial March Constantly Playing In Gerry Adams’s Head
“Do you ever get when you just have a tune in your head and you can’t stop from humming it?” ... -
‘Get Killer Abs In 30 Days’ Workout Abandoned After 4 Minutes
DUBLIN man Niall Kearns had thrown himself with great enthusiasm into a rigorous exercise regime for as many as 4 ... -
Ming MEP Looks Up Distance Between Amsterdam And Brussels Following Election Victory
VICTORIOUS European elections candidate Luke ‘Ming’ Flanagan was busy planning his future as he is set to take his place ... -
Gorey Sheep Shearing Championships Rocked By Doping Scandal
While rumours about cheating in the competitive world of sheep shearing had been around for years not even the most ... -
Sinn Féin Still Deciding Which Rebel Song To Play After Elections
Sinn Féin’s election HQ was a hive of activity this morning as the republican party is perhaps just 24 hours ... -
One Direction Concerts Cancelled Amid Shit Music Fears
MCD, together with their concert partner, Croke Park, have taken the regrettable decision to cancel the upcoming and highly anticipated ...











