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‘No Need To Take Your Top Off’ Nation’s Men Told Ahead Of Heatwave
Met Eireann gleefully announced this week that Ireland is to expect significant sunshine and increased temperatures in the coming days ... -
“How Can We Go Wrong With 95% Mortgages?” Asks Man Controlling Nation’s Finances
Minister for Finance Michael Noonan has announced a scheme that could see the state guarantee mortgages of up to 95% ... -
Local Man Pretty Sure He’s Going ‘All The Way’ With His Hand Tonight
LOCAL Waterford man Niall Strokes was overheard boasting to friends earlier today in the lounge of the Strong Arm Pub ... -
Lad On Bus Gets Random Erection Just Before His Stop
WWN understands that earlier today a Dublin man was treated for shock following an incident involving his erection. Patrick Dooley, ... -
Some Nutcase Still Hasn’t Got Around To Eating Their Easter Eggs
Disturbing scenes were witnessed by staff at the head offices of Xpress Delivery in Waterford earlier today. WWN has learned ... -
Apple To Buy Headphones For $3 Billion
THE tech world is abuzz with speculation and rumour today following reports that Apple are set to purchase headphones for ... -
Tip Of The Iceberg Just The Tip Of The Iceberg, Reveals Science Expedition
The scientific community have been left astounded by data retrieved by a group of scientists who ventured to the Antarctic ... -
Government Brings In Emergency Legislation To Stop Those ‘Happy’ Videos
While the resignation of the Minister for Justice Alan Shatter grabbed all the headlines yesterday, another political story flew under ... -
Dublin Man ‘Just A Friend’ For 134th Time
THERE were touching yet somewhat depressing scenes in Dublin last night as friends gathered to acknowledge perennial ‘just a friend’ ... -
Nation Already Pretending They Won’t Watch Eurovision Final
WWN can exclusively reveal that the Nation has begun its annual berating of the Eurovision song contest only to subsequently ... -
“We’re Lucky To Have A Justice Minister Who Breaks The Law,” Claims Taoiseach
Ireland is lucky to have a Minister for Justice who can offer a unique insight into law and order having ... -
Adults Book Holidays As Annual Leaving Cert Weather Approaches
Following on from confirmation by Met Eireann earlier today that Ireland has entered its official ‘Leaving Cert Weather’ period thousands ...
