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Head Of Church During Wide Scale Paedophilia Now A Saint
ROME found itself flooded with people who came to celebrate the canonisation of Pope John Paul II along with Pope ... -
Making The ‘Wanker’ Gesture While Driving Still Perfectly Legal
GARDAÍ have issued an updated set of rules for motorists in an attempt to clear up what actions are legal ... -
God Admits He Kinda Forgot Exactly What It Was He Had Planned For The Human ...
IN YET another embarrassing incident for God Almighty, he has been forced to admit he no longer remembers what exactly ... -
Fianna Fáil Reveal Local Election Body Armour For Candidates
With local and European elections taking place on the 23rd of May this year, political advisers to Fianna Fáil are ... -
Man Eats Last Dominos Pizza Before New Health Kick For 73rd Time
Breaking news coming into us here at WWN involves one man’s effort to cut down on the amount of delicious ... -
Election Canvassers Vow To Ignore “No Junk Mail” Stickers
Political canvassers for the upcoming Local and European elections have issued a promise to deliver pamphlets and literature through the letterboxes of ... -
Politicians Have Just 1 Month To Make Empty Promises To Electorate Before Local & European ...
Lampposts up and down the country continue to be peppered with Ireland’s leading sycophants and sociopaths as the race for ... -
Drivers Announce New ‘Keeping A Look Out For The Guards’ Campaign
An initiative by Irish motorists has been launched today following the latest Garda crackdown on people who use mobile phones ... -
James Reilly Granted Planning Permission For 4th Chin
Under fire Minister for Health James Reilly has been controversially granted permission for what neighbours have called an ‘unnecessary’ and ... -
‘Male’ Order Bride Customer In For Surprise
WWN has learned of a hilarious mix up involving an Irish man and a mail order bride service on the ... -
Dublin Man Who ‘Forgot’ To Buy Drink Yesterday To Spend The Day Bumming Cans
DESPITE the Government spending close to €1 million on their ‘Buy Before Friday’ awareness campaign, as many as 100 people ... -
Calls For Government Intervention As Giant Rats Kill 7th Child This Week
A distraught and angry Irish public have appealed to the Government to devise a plan to tackle the growing number ...
