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Tories Defeat Themselves In Commons Brexit Vote
BRAVELY FENDING off their sworn enemies, the democracy hating Tories have vanquished their sternest foe, democracy hating Tories, by democratically ... -
Katie Taylor Celebrates World Title Defence With Brawl In Pub
IRISH WORLD boxing champ Katie Taylor chose to celebrate her victory over American Jessica McCaskill in the style befitting a ... -
Man In Doctor’s Waiting Room Guessing What’s Wrong With Every Patient
IN A bid to pass the time, one intrepid Waterford man has taken to guessing the illness, ailment and sexually ... -
WWN Guide To Returning Home For The Christmas
WHETHER you’re living abroad and just popping back to the family home for a few days from your rent-heavy apartment ... -
Ireland Set To Open First Industrial Abortion Factory In Coming Days
AS A direct result of the Oireachtas Committee on the 8th Amendment’s decision to recommend a referendum be held on ... -
WARNING! If You Can Read This, You’re The Only One Who Survived The Cold Weather
The WWN is sad to report that the unseasonable seasonal weather has claimed the lives of the entire population of ... -
Parents Regret Starting This Elf On The Shelf Shit
PARENTS across Ireland have started a Facebook group titled ‘next year, let’s not do that fucking Elf On The Shelf ... -
Facebook Announce Intention To Evade Tax Some Other Way
WITH Facebook’s decision to no longer use Ireland as its revenue and tax hub, the tech giant is believed to ... -
Local Child Fucking Knows
A CAT-AND-MOUSE game of nerves has broken out in the home of one Waterford family this year, as the parents ... -
Traffic Delays As Wild Luas Goes For Drive In Phoenix Park
DESPITE weeks of preparation, the new cross city Luas line has created horrendous traffic delays throughout Dublin’s city centre, with ... -
Scientists Harness Ireland’s Hatred For The Brits, Providing Enough Electricity For 8 Millenia
IF calculations from a team of scientists are correct, Ireland is set to become the most energy rich country on ... -
Charity’s Request For Donations No Match For Local Man’s Cold, Black Heart
A LEADING charity’s appeal for much needed donations in the run up to Christmas has proved no match for the ...
