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Fukushima Scientists Brought In To Prevent Total DUP Meltdown
DISASTER specialists who previously worked to prevent total nuclear meltdown on the stricken Fukushima nuclear plant have been shipped over ... -
Johnson Spray Paints ‘Foreigners Out’ On No. 10 As Part Of Rousing Victory Speech
HERALDED by the British media as something rivaling Banksy, and that asked ‘fair and genuine questions’, newly emboldened Tory leader ... -
Dessie Farrell Appointed 2020’s All Ireland Winning Manager
DUBLIN FOOTBALL legend Dessie Farrell has been announced as Jim Gavin’s successor as next year’s winning All Ireland Football Championship ... -
House Private, Family Flowers Only
THE death has occurred of the United Kingdom, peacefully at its residence after a long battle with a deep, deep ... -
LIVE UPDATES: Is This Fucking Bollocks Going To Do It?
WITH VOTING under way and polls closing in the UK this evening, many people are looking for all and any ... -
Varadkar Seen Shopping For Bus To Throw Dara Murphy Under
THE TAOISEACH has cleared his schedule today in an apparent bid to find a bus with the right specifications that ... -
Couple Looking To Rent Home Spend 250th Consecutive Day Refreshing Property Site
A COUNTY Waterford couple looking to rent a house, flat, garden shed, anything they can get their hands on, have ... -
Irish Sex Education Overhaul Revealed
IN THE WAKE of a targeted disinformation campaign carried out by Irish conservative groups aimed scaremongering and damaging confidence in ... -
Republicans State Trump Can’t Be Impeached By Reason Of Insanity
REPUBLICANS have resorted to their last hope in spinelessly defending President Donald Trump against the consequences of his actions; stating ... -
RTÉ To Start Illegally Streaming Sky Sports From January
THERE was great news for sports fans in Ireland this morning, after RTÉ announced the return of Premier League football ...