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Blackrock Church Had Signed Permission Slip From God To Carry Out Mass
REASONABLE people everywhere have hit back at those who rushed to criticise a south Dublin church for staging a series ... -
Dalkey To Have Matt Damon Museum & Gift Shop Finished By This Evening
HORDES of builders have broken ground on The Matt Damon Was Here For Three Months During Lockdown Museum, International Conference ... -
Broken Toilet Flusher The Absolute Last Thing Family Needs Right Now
AS IF they needed a fresh challenge, currently-isolating Deise family the O’Riardains are now battling their downstairs toilet’s sudden refusal ... -
All Underwear Sent In Post To Tony Holohan By Women To Be Washed & Repurposed ...
THE 47 TONNES of underwear sent by lusty middle aged women to Ireland’s Chief Medical Officer Tony Holohan is to ... -
EU Announce €1 Trillion Covid Rescue Fund Just To Piss Off The Brits
THE EU Commission has announced plans for a rescue and stimulus package worth approximately €1 trillion which will help aid ... -
Local Man Plants Shrubs To Watch Die Over Next Few Weeks
WATERFORD dad Martin Penraith has confirmed his decision not to throw the shrubs and bedding plants he bought this morning ... -
ISPCA Called After Man Talks Hind Legs Off Donkey
BARRY LOONAN (49), clearly a sick, sick individual spent upwards of 5 hours engaging a donkey in conversation, regaling the ... -
US Coronavirus Deaths Reaching Mass Shooter Levels Of ‘Who Cares’
IN GOOD news, concerns over the amount of people in the US who have died from Covid-19 seem to have ... -
Kardashians Defend Decision To Recast Khloe
CONTROVERSY was sparked among the significant portion of humanity who care about the ongoing drama centred around the Kardashian/Jenner clan, ... -
Social Distancing To Be Reduced By 1 Inch Every Week For The Next 24 Weeks
FINALLY caving in to demands to reduce the social distancing guidelines, the government has announced it will cut the the ...