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Historians Warn 2020 Has Already Used Up Its Quota Of Historical Events
SPEAKING AT emergency press conference, the world’s historians called for urgent action as the year 2020 reached its maximum quota ... -
World Health Organisation Open New Whatsapp Group For Bitching About Trump
KEY members of the World Health Organisation have been advised to use the separate Whatsapp group titled ‘stupid orange cunt’ ... -
Family’s Water Jug Filter Celebrates 13th Birthday
A SPECIAL ceremony is being held today in one Waterford home to commemorate the 13 years since Brian Ashford bought ... -
Taoiseach Resets To Original ‘Welfare Scum’ Factory Settings
SOFTWARE ENGINEERS have apologised for a glitch in the Taoiseach’s operating system which had seen him mistakenly parrot ‘we’re all ... -
Interfering Bastards At EU Says Irish Government Should Tackle Problems In Health, Housing & Inequality ...
AS A potential €500 billion economic recovery fund is being proposed by Germany and France to help EU countries bounce ... -
This Is How You Make A Face Mask From A Dead Bat
FACE MASKS are set to be an ever-present in shops and on public transport for the foreseeable future. Of course, ... -
Rotten Luck! This Bee Has A Pollen Allergy
“Bssssshatschibssssssshatschi!” This is what it sounds like when honey bee Annie goes about her work. The 39-day-old suffers from a ... -
Some Messing To Be Done When The Lads Get Back Together, Finds Study
RESEARCHERS studying the propensity for craic post-lockdown have categorically agreed that there will be some messing done when all the ... -
Man Joins McDonald’s Drive-Thru Because He Misses The Traffic
ONE LOCAL man deprived by the Covid-19 pandemic of his time-thieving, stress-inducing, daily commute to work has come up an ... -
Police Bust Underground Hairdressing Ring
A DAWN raid by police has resulted in the dismantling of the largest illegal hairdressing ring in the country and ...