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Terry Prone’s Tuam Babies Email To Be Buried In Unmarked Grave
PR ‘guru’ Terry Prone caused some controversy yesterday as an email she sent to documentary filmmaker Saskia Weber on behalf ... -
North Korean Leader Was Reportedly ‘Fasting In The Desert For 40 Days’
NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong-Un was reportedly ‘fasting in the desert for 40 days’ after finally resurfacing with the aid of a walking ... -
‘Session On’ As Micky Money To Increase By 5 Cans Of Dutch Gold Per Child
PARENTS of children are to see an increase in five cans of Dutch gold per child in their micky money ... -
Ignorant Bastard Pretending He Didn’t Just Bang His Car Door Off Yours Right There
THE exiting owner of a navy ’04 Ford Focus is only pretending he didn’t just bang his car door off ... -
Waterford Wins 2014 Snidey Towns Award
WATERFORD city has today been named Snidey Towns winner 2014, beating competition from 849 towns and villages across the country. Minister ... -
Noonan Pulls All-Nighter After Realising Budget Is Due Tomorrow
MINISTER for Finance Michael Noonan is to work all night in a desperate attempt to get Budget 2015 completed for ... -
“Ireland’s Tactics Against Germany Will Involve Roy Keane Death Stare,” Confirms O’Neill
AHEAD of Ireland’s crunch Euro qualifier clash with reigning World Cup winners Germany, manager Martin O’Neill has outlined his side’s ... -
Dublin Father Suspicious Of Daughter’s Creepy Doll Collection After Watching Horror Movie
DUBLIN father and self-confessed hardman Kevin Ganley is growing increasingly suspicious of his daughter’s doll collection after a trip to ... -
Keyboard Water Protester Can’t Make The March Tomorrow ‘Cause He’s Busy Doing Something’
UNEMPLOYED keyboard activist Danny Kent said today he will not be able to attend tomorrow’s demonstration against water charges in Dublin ... -
HSE ‘Very Prepared’ For Being Unprepared For Ebola Outbreak
THE HSE has reacted strongly to public worry and criticism which states the health service will be unable to deal ...