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“I Thought We Told You To Fuck Off,” Nation Tells Garth Brooks
ONLY three weeks after the department of education confirmed Leaving Cert history would be changed to reflect ‘pre’ and ‘post’ ... -
100% Of Irish People To Have The Big Coat Out By Next Week, Predict Experts
DESPITE the insistence of large portions of the population that it was still “fierce mild for this time of year”, ... -
US Chart Topping Hozier Deemed “Too Popular Now” By Hipsters
THE hipsters of Ireland have explained to the music loving public that Hozier (full name not as cool sounding as ... -
Fine Gael Admit They Haven’t Had A Facebook Friend Request In Over 3 Years
FINE GAEL has hit back at claims they bought as many as 2,000 Facebook likes in a bid to give ... -
John Grisham’s New Novel To Be About Novelist Who Ruined His Own Career
FOLLOWING on from recent comments regarding harsh sentencing for people caught in possession of child abuse images, John Grisham has ... -
Daring Securicor Heist Carried Out By Daydreaming Man In Bank Queue
THE MOST daring bank robbery in the history of the state was carried out yesterday, in the vivid imagination of ... -
Friend’s Happiness Not Infectious, Just Annoying Agree Friends
A group of Waterford friends have exclusively revealed to WWN that their friend Alan Loughrey’s new found happiness is in ... -
Ebola Second Biggest Threat To America After Americans
AS the Ebola virus threatens to take over North America, the American public finally have some concrete evidence that the ... -
Ireland Beat Germany 1-1
A famous victory for the Boys in Green has seen the soccer loving public go crazy. Despite the revelations last ... -
Mary Lou Spends Evening Writing Out “Standing Order 45” 200 Times As Punishment
SINN Féin Deputy Leader Mary Lou McDonald spent last night writing out 200 lines as punishment for talking back to ...