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Trump Suffering From Crippling Vietnam Flashbacks

DISPLAYING all the hallmarks of someone who has been through a horribly traumatic ordeal that will leave a lasting mark on their psyche, President Trump continues to suffer from debilitating Vietnam flashbacks. The intense and viscerally vibrant recollections of his tour of presidential duty first came on once he had boarded Air Force One, after… Read more »

Fate Of World Hangs On Trump-Kim Pie Eating Contest

THE meeting between US President Donald Trump and North Korean premier Kim Jong-Un has gone about as well as could be expected, with the pair now engaged in a raspberry pie eat-off to determine the outcome of key nuclear disarmament issues that plague the very fate of humanity. Delegates in Vietnam had feared that the… Read more »

Trump Secures Funding For US-Mexico Hedge

US President Donald Trump has finally secured funding for his long-promised border hedge with Mexico, after securing almost $1.4bn from congress. The agreement is set to avert a further shuttering of government services, following a month on shutdown at the start of the year as both sides of the house stood their ground on the… Read more »

Trump Imposes Sanctions On Vuvuzelas

SHOUTING down a number of his most experienced White House aides and advisers, US president Donald Trump has reaffirmed his intention to impose sanctions on vuvuzelas. Decisive action by the president will see the nuisance drone-like noise-making plastic horns face a number of onerous sanctions which would cripple its economy were it not just a… Read more »

Work Begins On Adding Trump To Mount Rushmore

A TEAM of 97 expert sculptors with over 2,500 years of experience have begun carving the fifth and arguably most controversial figure into the Black Hill mountains of South Dakota, WWN can exclusively reveal. Many critics stated the government shutdown could halt the face of US President Donald Trump joining the faces of presidents Lincoln,… Read more »