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Guinness Plunges 956785 Points On Stock Exchange

POPULAR beverage manufacturers Guinness posted an all-time record loss on the stock exchange yesterday, following leaked images of Donald Trump Jnr. and Eric Trump enjoying what appeared to be full pints of seagull droppings in a Co. Clare pub, WWN Finance can confirm. This notes the first day of unprofitability in the company’s 260 year… Read more »

LIVE UPDATES: Trump Arriving in Shannon

AMERICAN president Donald Trump is touching down at Shannon Airport this afternoon and WWN is on hand to deliver you all the most up-to-date updates we can update you with.    5:57pm Don’t forget. Doonbeg to be officially renamed ‘Donaldbeg’ in a ceremony at 7pm. All whites welcome. 5:54pm Bored US sniper on Doonbeg hotel roof now… Read more »

Trump Pictured Sporting Aran Wool Wig

IN ANTICIPATION of his visit to Ireland later this evening, US President Donald Trump has been pictured without his trademark comb over wrap around for the first time while attending the D-Day commemorations. Pictures seen by WWN and reproduced above show him wearing an Irish made traditional cream-coloured Aran wool wig which was lovingly crafted… Read more »

US Focuses Attention On Iran As Venezuela Having None Of Its Old Bullshit

US President Donald Trump has turned the nation’s attention to the middle east once again following a failed coup in Venezuela and a massive war itch to scratch, WWN can confirm. Issuing a warning from America’s now official announcement platform, Twitter, Trump wrote the following words, all by himself: “If Iran wants to fight, that will be the official… Read more »