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People Over 55 Must Now Apply For Internet Driving Licence
A SERIES of exams to the test the internet preparedness of the nation’s over 55s was announced earlier today by ... -
Junior Minister Who Resigned In Disgrace Expected To Be Reappointed As Junior Minister Within The ...
FINE GAEL’s Damien English has resigned as junior minister after The Ditch revealed he lied about home ownership in a ... -
DUP Trying Not To Cry As Britain Send ‘Foreign Minister’ To NI Protocol Talks
INITIALLY delighting in the fact Sinn Féin leader Mary Lou McDonald had been excluded from talks on the NI Protocol ... -
So Your Local Pub Has Failed A Health Inspection: Here’s What Happens Next
YOU’VE enjoyed countless pints there. Dozens of delicious carvery dinners. Maybe even the occasional bowl of spicy chicken wings if ... -
Local Mother’s Medicine Cabinet Better Stocked Than Average Pharmacy
LONG BEFORE the issuing of a plea by the HPRA to the public not to stockpile medicines amid a shortage ... -
“No Sense In Having Government Jet If You Don’t Show It Off”
THE government has sternly announced that it didn’t purchase a jet aircraft ‘to sit in a hangar somewhere’, and that ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Andrew Tate
GAINING media prominence once more in recent months which has culminated in his arrest, the 36-year-old ‘influencer’ remains in police ... -
Price Of [Insert Fucking Anything] Set To Rise
NEWS outlets across the country have agreed to create an article template about the rising cost of living that will ... -
Housing Minister Strongly Rejects Claims He Is A Nincompoop
THE MINISTER for Housing has rejected, in the strongest terms, assertions that he is in fact a nincompoop WWN can ... -
150 Ukrainians To Be Housed In Croke Park And Boy Does Your Dad Have Thoughts ...
PEOPLE across the nation are currently living in dread of their next visit home to see their opinionated parents, following ...