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Brexit Negotiations Enter ‘Panicked Bomb Disposal Expert Picking Which Wire To Cut’ Phase
LAST DITCH negotiations over attempts to prevent a two-way UK-Ireland meat product ban and warnings to Irish SMEs to prepare ... -
Johnson To Allow Extra People In House For Xmas, Free Cars, Miniature Union Jacks, Anything ...
GENEROUS British PM Boris Johnson will stop at nothing in his attempt to deflect attention away from an inquiry which ... -
Stop Calling Us Fucking ‘Wet Pubs’, Wet Pubs Tell Media
EXHAUSTED publicans across the country have today called on the national media, its readers, government, and any other prick who ... -
Local Woman Saw A Big Crowd Today, Not Wearing Masks Or Nothing
“NOT a mask among them” confirmed Waterford mother-of-two Ciara Meeghan, after returning from a walk this morning in which she ... -
Cavan Supporter Secretly Delighted He Won’t Have To Fork Out To Go To All-Ireland Semi-Final
CAVAN native Maurice Devane is said to be over the moon with his county’s first Ulster title since 1997 but ... -
PS5 Not Filling Void In Local Man’s Life Like He’d Hoped
EAGER 38-year-old gaming fan Charles Marrington has made certain to snag himself a Playstation 5 console before some pesky parents ... -
We Travel Inside What’s Left Of Rudy Giuliani’s Mind
THANKS to the latest development in microscopic technology WWN has been shrunken down to a miniscule size with a mission ... -
Government To Withhold €250 Payment To Students Until They Promise To Vote For Them In ...
THE DELIVERY of a one-off €250 payment to Irish students has already run into significant administrative delays after the government ... -
Englishman Can’t Keep Up With All These Bloody Sundays
“Here we go again,” confirmed Englishman Terry Smith after accidentally stumbling on an article about the GAA’s Bloody Sunday commemorations ... -
“If I Can’t Yell Faggot At The Top Of My Lungs Is It Even Christmas ...
In the latest installment of our WWN Voices series we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week, ...