In the latest installment of our WWN Voices series we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week, it’s the turn of man who could spend his time so much more constructively, Alan McKinley, who believes the whole concept of Christmas is over if that word is bleeped out on the radio. “If… Read more »
Gordan Ramsey here. I’ve seen some horriific meals in my time. I’ve traveled all around the world. Tasted the some of the best and worst food on the planet. Eaten in the worst shitholes, but never – I mean ever – witnessed the calibre of cooking I’ve just witnessed that’s provided in Irish asylum centres… Read more »
AMERICA has reached the very grim milestone of 250,000 Covid-19 deaths… but has it, like, really though? We hand over these pages to our new investigative unit WWN ConspiraSEE who tasked themselves with getting to the bottom of these claims but found a truth far more sinister: There are some universal truths we can accept;… Read more »
NEWS that pharmaceutical companies are in the process of developing vaccines with a 90-95% success rate has come as music to the ears of Waterford man Eoghan Mulrany, who can now go on the lash with his mates for the entire month of December safe in the knowledge that Covid-19 is comepletely under control. “I… Read more »
TOKYO has opened the world’s first-ever ‘Irish Gardens’ in the heart of the city today featuring an array of Ireland’s most common park features and will mark a milestone in Irish/Japanese culture, WWN has learned. Costing in the range of €2 billion to recreate, the Irish Embassy in Tokyo welcomed the new addition to the… Read more »
LOCAL all-rounder Colm McQuillan of McQuillan & Sons has ‘had a look’ at the ongoing National Children’s Hospital project and estimated that he’d be able to have the place up and running by January for about €56,000, no questions asked. “Ah yeah I can see what they’re at, stringing the money out of you” said… Read more »
WATERFORD teacher Sheila Owens has admitted that she didn’t fully appreciate the 30 bath sets that she received as Christmas gifts from her pupils last year, unaware as she was that she was heading into a year where she would be equal parts teacher and frontline health worker. “I threw the half of them out… Read more »
WITH the paint still drying on the sound stage of the carefully constructed mock up of the West Wing of the White House, administration officials are all set to move outgoing president Donald Trump into a fake White House where it hopes it can maintain the illusion of him winning the election can be kept… Read more »
WITH A torrent of sentimental Christmas ads invading TV channels again, WWN travels to London to go undercover as a junior copywriter to see how the professionals manage to shred viewers’ heartstrings and produce a successful tearjerker of a Christmas TV ad. Following a 20 minute personality test which resulted in a score of ‘dangerously… Read more »
WITH NEWS from official CSO figures revealing the unemployment rate stood at 20% in October in Ireland, it’s never been more important to take advice on the job market and today WWN hears from employment expert Joshua Daly, currently employed by his father. “Unemployment is a state of mind at the end of the day…. Read more »