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Sky Sports Secure Rights To ‘Competitive Wanking Tournament’
BEREFT of traditional sport due to the cancellation of life as we know it, Sky Sports have secured a broadcasting ... -
“Keep Calm & Carry On” Johnson Tells Room Full Of Corpses
EVOKING the daring-do of the great generation that survived World War II, but won’t survive him, Britain’s PM Boris Johnson ... -
US Police Appeal To Public To Stop Filming Them Shooting Black People
POLICE in the United States have launched an appeal to the public to try and curb the amount of recordings ... -
TV Programmes Today 20% Worse At Parenting Children Than In The 90s
SHOCKING details from a survey carried out on parents has revealed that the television, long regarded as the third parent ... -
Luas Bell To Be Replaced With Voice Yelling “Get The Fuck Out Of The Way”
A SPOKESPERSON for the Dublin Transportation Office has announced new measures to cut down on the amount of collisions between ... -
“All My Facebook Friends Think I’m Really Cultured Now” Says Guy Who Translated Name To ...
A DUBLIN man has confirmed today that all his Facebook friends think he is ‘really cultured now’ after translating his ...