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Ireland Becomes Socialist Republic Overnight
WITH PRIVATE hospitals being taken into public ownership, increased welfare supports for the vast majority of the nation and a ... -
Man Makes Sure To Set Up Laptop In Front Of Bookcase Ahead Of Skype Meeting
WATERFORD self-isolator Derek Smithlan is ‘all set’ for his work-from-home Skype meeting with the rest of his team, having spent ... -
Irish Drugs Cartel Announce Heroin Stimulus Package Amid Covid-19 Crisis
FOLLOWING the announcement that all restrictions due to the covid-19 crisis are to continue until the 19th of April, the ... -
Eerie! Nostradamus Predicted People Making Up Nostradamus Predictions
A PREVIOUSLY undiscovered Nostradamus quatrain has detailed the rise of fake Nostradamus predictions which he said would mislead people into ... -
WHO Confirm You Picked Wrong Year To Quit Drinking
ALTHOUGH agreeing that your declaration that 2020 was ‘your year’ was a noble one, the World Health Organisation has stated ... -
No, Martin! Now’s Not The Time To Be Texting Your Ex-Fucking-Girlfriend!
THE suffocating blanket of dread placed over just about everyone during this Covid-19 pandemic has lead many people to reassess ... -
How To Make A Happy Meal Your Kids Will Think Came Straight From McDonalds!
CORONAVIRUS claimed its biggest casualty of this crisis so far yesterday, with the closure of McDonalds restaurants around the country ... -
Group Of Adults Meeting Up Can’t Believe Group Of Teenagers Meeting Up
WHILE the vast majority of people have been doing their level best to adhere to the government’s advice on social ... -
Weinstein To Be Streamed 24/7 While Suffering From Covid-19 To Boost Morale
WITH many people across the world in a constant state of fear and anxiety, a New York judge has ruled ... -
Teresa Mannion Attached To Megaphone With Responsibility For Enforcing Self-Isolation
AS AUTHORITIES note that large swathes of the country seem to be struggling with the idea of social distancing and ...