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Local Family Trying To Outdo Everyone With Their Remote Social Distancing Pics
RESEARCHING for hours to find the most accessible, but remotest place in their vicinity, the Ryan family set out on ... -
Local Kid Can’t Believe Parents Call That A Day’s ‘Work’
A FRANKLY astonished 8-year-old Irish child is questioning everything he thought he knew about his parents after witnessing their half-arsed ... -
Tearful Trump Reassures Nation Wealthiest Businesses Will Be Bailed Out
“THEY tried to make me waste all the money on people, healthcare workers and medical supplies, but I fought for ... -
Here’s What’s In The Government’s Covid-19 Booklet
IN the coming days, a Coronavirus booklet issued by the government will be delivered to every house in the country, ... -
Local Mother Doesn’t Know What Day Of The Week She Has
A COUNTY Waterford woman has broken her silence today after spending almost a minute debating with herself as to what ... -
Nation Knows Things Are Bad But They’re Not ‘Fine Gael/Fianna Fáil Coalition’ Bad
THE IRISH people, never more unified against a common foe except for when the Brits couldn’t take the hint circa ... -
‘Coughing Prank’ Teenager Has iPhone Surgically Removed From His Hole
THE extraction of an iPhone X from deep within the rectum of a Waterford teenager who had been using it ... -
How To Isolate Yourself From Your Parent’s Shit Memes
WITH no sign of the Coronavirus lockdown coming to an end, the majority of the nation has stated that there’s ... -
World Glad Rich Famous People Being Tested Before Frontline Health Workers
“THANK GOD, that’s one comfort during these sorrowful times,” exhaled the world, breathing a gargantuan sigh of relief as it ... -
Russia Reports Huge Spike In Coronavirus Deaths Among Journalists
“FUCKERS just dropped dead” shrugged a spokesperson for the Russian government today, at a press conference outlining how 376 anti-Putin ...
