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World Not Telling Covid-19 How To Do Its Job But Here’s A List Of People
ACKNOWLEDGING the positive diagnoses for noted insufferables such as Boris Johnson and Prince Charles, the world admitted that while it ... -
26 Thoughts Everyone Had While Watching The McGregor Covid-19 Videos
ADDRESSING his warrior people in the last week through multiple videos, part-time UFC fighter and full-time court hearing attender Conor ... -
Exclusive: The Taoiseach’s Next Pop Culture Heavy Speech Leaked
FRESH from becoming to the Meme King of Ireland after dropping iconic Terminator dialogue into his last address to the ... -
People Urged To Leave Valuables In Shed To Keep Burglars Ticking Over
DECIMATED by the coronavirus lockdown, the nation’s career criminals have come out in force to ask the general public if ... -
Grandparents Find New Ways To Be Racially Inappropriate During Isolation
IN heartwarming scenes across the country, the nation’s elderly population are still finding ways to embarrass their children and grandchildren ... -
Covid-19 Appointed Housing Minister After Freezing Rents, Evictions & Securing Beds For Homeless
THE FINE GAEL caretaker government has been praised for fast-tracking the Covid-19 pandemic into the position of Minister for Housing, ... -
Sun Taking The Absolute Fucking Piss At This Stage
A TEAM of scientists has confirmed that the sun seems to be taking the absolute fucking piss with its latest ... -
Man Suffocates After Bag Full Of Bags Under His Kitchen Sink Explode
THE family of Mossey Burns are said to be in a state of shock today after the father of children ... -
Spoiled Millennials Get Ready For Second Recession Of Their Lifetime
THE pampered and spoiled snowflake generation of Ireland is stocking up on avocados and poetry recitals ahead of their next ... -
Number Of Drunk Idiots In A&E Falls To 250 Year Low
SCIENTISTS are investigating a possible side effect of Coronavirus infection spread after startling data from Irish A&E departments show a ...
