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Local Weirdo Actually Enjoying Precious Time With Family
AT A TIME when people are driven to the point of insanity as a result of being cooped up at ... -
11 Unverified Houseparty App Hack Rumours We’re Happy To Share With You
IT WAS everyone’s favourite new app, the perfect socialising solution to self-isolation until random unverifiable rumours began circulating about how ... -
Breaking: Covid-19 Pandemic Annihilating Planet But Have You Seen ‘Tiger King’?
GRIM and heartbreaking news emanates from every corner of the world as a pandemic annihilates humanity, but holy shit have ... -
Couple Starting To Agree With Last Parent-Teacher Assessment Of Their Kids
WATERFORD couple Alex and Sheila Wilson have ‘rowed back’ on their dismissal of comments they heard during the last parent-teacher ... -
“Where’s Our Fucking Chips?” Demand Seagulls
THE Irish seagull community has called for emergency chips to be delivered to seaside resorts across the country amid dwindling ... -
Trump Places Tariff On Coronavirus
IN much-needed good news for the USA, President Donald Trump announced yesterday that he is to impose a heavy fee ... -
The HSE’s Guide On How To Get Your Fuck On During Covid-19
LABELED as a ‘real smack in the face’ to single people who haven’t got the ride in donkeys years, the ... -
Annual Mortal Kombat Tournament Cancelled Amid Coronavirus Fears
OFFICIALS for the 12th Mortal Kombat tournament in Outworld have announced that the event is cancelled until further notice, amid ... -
PPE Sent From China Found To Be Thousands Of Sexy Nurse Uniforms
FOLLOWING several long haul flights to and from China to secure vital personal protection equipment (PPE) for health workers on ... -
Dole Office To Give It A Week Before Hounding Man About Having No Job
THE MORE LENIENT approach is said to be an extreme sign of how unprecedented the times we are currently living ...
