CAPPING off a year which has seen its members proclaim anti-vaccine stances, air misogynist and xenophobic comments, and glorify terrorism just a handful of dozens of times, Sinn Féin has announced its intention to review its admittance process for new members. “If a TD has a go at the gays, Chinese, Nigerians, Brazilians, Muslims, Jews,… Read more »
CHILDREN ranging in age from 16 to 30 have been taken into protective custody by the national child and family agency Tusla after troubling reports that they have been showing early signs of centrist politics with strong Christian tendencies, WWN can report. “We’ve had Ógra Fianna Fáil on our radar for some time, and we… Read more »
SINN Féin have assured the media, the government and the public that they’re taking the Brian Stanley Twitter controversy seriously, and will make sure the Laois-Offaly TD will think twice about glorifying IRA violence the next time. “Brian knows the deal; any time you say ‘up the ra’ or make a statement that is up-the-ra-ish… Read more »
A NEW opinion poll published in the Business Post on Sunday revealed Sinn Féin have climbed to a record high in support which gave supporters a rare chance to duke it out with Fine Gael supporters online. Sinn Féin, rewarded in the opinion poll for their excellent work in being lucky enough to be in… Read more »
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson has given his loyal working class subjects his full assurances that even though they face many severe Covid-based restrictions over the Christmas period, everyone will still be able to sit down around the telly to watch The Queen while eating jellied eels and fish ‘n chips and spotted dick and… Read more »
WITH government heavily hinting ‘don’t mind that pandemic or that NPHET lot, full speed ahead to Level 3: Christmas Edition’, the Irish people are beside themselves with excitement at the prospect of enjoying unheralded freedoms not heard of since the days of the free loving 1960s. Addressing the prospect of Level 3 life becoming a… Read more »
REGRETFULLY today’s Dáil business, which was to involve Minister for Justice Helen McEntee answering questions on the appointment process which led to Séamus Woulfe becoming a Judge of the Supreme Court, has run into problems after a sick note from McEntee’s doctor stated she has come down with a rare temporary sore throat. “The air… Read more »
LAST DITCH negotiations over attempts to prevent a two-way UK-Ireland meat product ban and warnings to Irish SMEs to prepare for impact have all the hallmarks of that moment in a thriller when a bomb disposal expert is tasked with diffusing a bomb as the seconds tick down toward zero. Leaving the ‘hands in pockets,… Read more »
GENEROUS British PM Boris Johnson will stop at nothing in his attempt to deflect attention away from an inquiry which concluded his Home Secretary, Priti Patel, bullied civil servants, subjecting them to volleys of abuse and is basically Nelson Muntz on steroids. “We can all have Christmas together in Wembley stadium, Ed Sheeran will play,… Read more »
EXHAUSTED publicans across the country have today called on the national media, its readers, government, and any other prick who uses the term, to stop calling their premises ‘wet pubs’, stating it should now be classed as a derogatory term, urging users of the name to cop on for Christ’s sakes, WWN was also told…. Read more »