SINN FÉIN’S unerring ability to speak to the very heart of the Irish electorate and their myriad concerns has been proven once again after a recent poll showed a sharp rise in support. The commanding lead over Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael has been attributed to salient policy shifts and a commanding appreciation of the… Read more »
TORY LEADERSHIP contender Rishi Sunak has been told to ‘relax’ after a video appeared to show him boasting about purposely diverting funds away from deprived areas to affluent areas, with aides assuring him that nobody really cares and it doesn’t affect his chances at becoming prime minister whatsoever. “But I stated, clear as day, that… Read more »
AN UNFOLDING crisis that threatens the entire world or regional posturing over territory which will soon fade? It’s hard to know but WWN’s experts bring you all the important background for you to understand the current Taiwan/China tensions. Here’s everything you need to know: At the end of the Chinese civil war, defeated nationalist government… Read more »
IN THE wake of the Irish State recording a surprise €5bn surplus in exchequer tax intake, local man Fionn McCreddan emerged as the only person in the country who honestly believes the money will go to enhancing the lives of Irish people, WWN can confirm. McCreddan, of no strong political leaning one way or another,… Read more »
THE United Nations has reiterated the fact that China is a communist state with 1.5 billion people whose leader is probably quite willing to expend in an all-out war so probably best if the US backed off a tad, WWN reports. “We just don’t think it would end well, you know?” a UN spokeswoman stated,… Read more »
AT A lunch catch up amongst industry peers, a group of Irish developers were left in stitches after one developer told an anecdote about pranking the Minister for Housing by producing a 58-page report which claimed house prices could fall if gardens of future housing developments were reduced by 20% in size. “It feels cruel… Read more »
TAOISEACH and Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin criticised himself earlier today for reading too much into a lovely card he received from party faithful earlier today in the wake of an agreement on emission reductions for the agriculture sector. “C’mon now Micheál you’re being daft,” Martin said to himself as he failed to just enjoy… Read more »
FRESH evidence submitted to the January 6th committee has heard of another 3 or 4 hundreds treasonous acts committed by Donald Trump in yet another mundane, boring run of mill and predictable hearing. However, tidbits have emerged that are far more interesting than the head of the Secret Service unlawfully deleting phone call logs and… Read more »
SINN Féin’s decision to hold a fundraising dinner in the carpark of a Dublin Burger King has been met with criticism by government TD’s, which is astonishing as Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael are normally pretty chill when it comes to things SF do. “We know we got all pissy when they were having a… Read more »
THE race to become the next Prime Minister of Great Britain has been narrowed down to either Rishi Sunak or Liz Truss, for all the fucking difference it makes to the looming recession, Brexit, the environment, widening inequality, the NHS, peace in Northern Ireland or the price of turnips, WWN can report. While both candidates… Read more »