Tag: politics

Varadkar To Spend Day Trying To Stop Pearse Doherty’s Heart With His Mind

OCCASIONAL-Taoiseach Leo Varadkar will today attempt to master the ability to telepathically kill someone from across the room, while a motion of no-confidence in him is called by opposition members in the wake of the Village Magazine scandal. “I’ll give confidential documents to whoever I fucking like” seethed Varadkar, mustering as much concentration as he… Read more »

RTÉ Election Pundit Calls For Dr Fauci To Be Beheaded

STEVE BANNON, most recently heard offering election punditry on RTÉ’s Drivetime radio programme, has found himself at the focus of US media after he encouraged the beheading of US Coronavirus taskforce member Dr Anthony Fauci and FBI director Christopher Wray. It is not yet known if US police have been in touch with the Irish… Read more »

READ: The Latest Shocking Leaked Varadkar Texts

WWN has obtained the next truly shocking tranche of texts which lay bare the craven nature of Irish politics, which many presumed had gone for good. In these leaked texts messages below, obtained with the help of Village Magazine, it is clearly shown that Tánaiste Leo Varadkar, in his exchanges with former NAGP member Maitiú… Read more »

Trump Emerges From White House In Homemade Armor, Guns Blazing

PRESIDENT Donald Trump’s angry rants about the probable outcome of the US presidential election has been revealed to be a clever distraction tactic to buy himself time while he constructed a bulletproof coat of armor in which to escape the White House, it has been revealed. “You’re not taking this president without a fight” roared… Read more »