Tag: music

ABBA Return For Rest Of World’s Money

SWEDISH pop superstars ABBA have issued a chilling statement surrounding their upcoming reunion tour, including hints that they may not stop until the world has powerlessly handed over every single unit of currency it possesses. Not content with being one of the biggest groups in the history of music with one of the best-selling albums… Read more »

God Kicks Keith Moon Off Drums

CALLING a band meeting involving Bowie, Prince, John Entwistle, Aretha Franklin and dozens of others, God told longtime drummer Keith Moon it was nothing personal but it was time for a change. “We’re going in a new direction,” God said staring at the floor, hoping to avoid conflict. “You knew this day would come, I… Read more »

Jay Z Takes Gold In Freestyle Event At Olympics

A VETERAN of the newly introduced 60 second freestyle rapping event, Jay Z has taken home the gold and is set to compete in the marathon freestyle event later this week which takes over 26 hours. Performed in an emptied out 50 metre Olympic swimming pool, the event is judged by IOC-appointed XXL magazine judges… Read more »

No Riding In The Portaloos, No Mosh Pit, No Getting Into Fights With Lads From Cork: We Review The Zero Craic First Post-Covid Gig

LAST night’s intimate 500-person James Vincent McMorrow gig in the Iveagh Gardens may have been the promising and tentative first steps back to live music, but many in attendance have said that there’s still a lot to be done to capture that pre-covid gig feeling. Notable absences include: Next to no fleeting sexual encounters with… Read more »