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Back Surgeon Rejected By X Factor Has Been Waiting For This Moment For Last 10 ...
ONE LA-based surgeon is glad to play a personal hand in aiding the recovery of entertainment industry titan Simon Cowell, ... -
We Review Taylor Swift’s New Album
WITH the internet confirming “Oh no, we like her now” after shitting on her for several years in no small ... -
Man Begins Neverending Quest Through Radio Stations In Search Of Decent Music
SOME HAVE said it simply can’t be done and that undertaking such an arduous and energy sapping task would drive ... -
Back Garden Stand Off As Neighbours Battle It Out To See Who Has The Loudest ...
BACK garden revellers have been urged not to register for an ongoing ‘battle of the decimals’ which has seen thousands ... -
“ADELE SKINNY NOW!” Media Calmly Screams From Megaphone
CAREFUL not to giveaway any hints that they were losing they’re fucking minds over a 32-year-old women’s appearance, the media ... -
Brian McFadden Gig Unaffected By Cancellation Of Indoor Events With More Than 100 People
THERE were huge sighs of relief among ticket holders up and down the country after they monitored a list of ... -
Waterford Man Receives €9mn Bill For All The Illegal Crap He’s Downloaded In His Life
LIAM Duggen, 37, is today fiercely contesting some of the files itemised in a €9 million bill for illegally downloaded ... -
Coronas Virus Must Be Stopped Confirm Irish Music Fans
A RELIEVED community of ardent Irish music fans admitted they had all but lost hope of someone acting to prevent ... -
Daniel O’Donnell Forced Once Again To Deny Part In Biggie & Tupac Killings
AGGRESSIVELY beating his chest while proclaiming “you’re looking at an innocent man” the long, neverending nightmare for Donegal crooner Daniel ... -
‘Fanta Of The Opera’ Is The Fizzy Orange Musical You’ve Been Waiting For
FANS HAVE BEEN queuing up outside New York’s Broadway and London’s West End areas as the fizzy drink/Andrew Loyld Webber ... -
Psst, We Don’t Want To Get Your Hopes Up But We Think Coldplay Are Gone ...
WITHOUT wanting to inadvertently instigate a Beetlejuice type situation whereby mentioning their name three times summons them into arriving fully ... -
Man Who Took His Tent Home From Festival Expecting Nobel Prize
AN ELECTRIC PICNIC festival goer has admitted to being ‘devastated’ and ‘shocked’ at the news that his herculean effort in ...
