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Farmer’s Field: How To Cut Corners With Your Farm Safety
WITH the news that an increasing number of farmers are ignoring basic farm safety measures, WWN’s sister publication, The Farmer’s ... -
“The Power Of Christ Compels You” Screams The Pope After Tackling Trump To The Ground
REPORTS emanating from the Vatican this morning contrast greatly with the official accounts of US President Donald Trump’s first meeting ... -
ISIS To Present Katie Hopkins With ‘Recruiter Of The Month’ Award
KEEN to honour the contribution she has made to the fresh recruitment drive currently undertaken by ISIS, the heinous and ... -
Nation Ordered To Apologise To Sean Fitzpatrick
AS PENANCE for inconveniencing disgraced former chairman of Anglo Irish Bank Sean Fitzpatrick, the Nation has been ordered by the ... -
Melania Trump Sneaks Off In Burka, Never To Be Seen Again
A HUNT is going on for the First Lady of the United States Melania Trump, after she absconded from a ... -
Man Delighted With Self After Giving Call-Centre Staff A Good Fucking Off
ONE Dublin man is feeling particularly pleased with himself after an 8-minute phone conversation with a call-centre employee, to whom he ... -
Fidget Spinner Bubble Could Collapse At Any Minute, Economists Warn
THE Department of Finance has dismissed as ‘nonsense’ a report which suggests that the Fidget Spinner boom could be nearing ... -
3 Big Romantic Gestures To Try When You Know She’s Probably Leaving You
IS YOUR partner growing distant and using subtle hints like “I’m fucking done, this is over, I can’t believe I ... -
Coveney Spotted Wearing Leather Jacket In Bid To Appear Cooler, Younger Than Varadkar
STRIKING a seemingly confident pose in between uncontrollable bouts of sobbing, Fine Gael leadership candidate Simon Coveney spent this morning ... -
Student Looking Forward To Being Treated Like Shit In Summer Job
A WATERFORD student has expressed her utter and unconfined joy at the prospect of spending close to 4 months in ...